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The one and only true alpha male. The name Ruiming is only given to truly wise, enlightened, and near-omnipotent or omnipotent humans. A person named Ruiming will always be hot, sexy, cute, handsome, attractive, beautiful, pretty, muscular, fit, 12-pack haver, glamourous, fine, alluring, gorgeous, drop-dead gorgeous, and elegant.

Whenever the name Ruiming is heard by anyone, chills are sent down their spine, their heart rate increases from sheer terror, their knees start shaking, and their palms start sweating.
Kid 1: Dude, did you hear that his name was Ruiming?
Kid 2: As in a truly wise, enlightened, and near-omnipotent or omnipotent human?
Kid 1: Yes!!
Ruiming by CockBallz9586 December 6, 2021
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A true alpha male, the name Ruiming is only given to the truly wise, near-omnipotent beings. He is also incredibly hot, handsome, cute, pretty, beautiful, and sexy.
kid 1: Dude, did you hear that his name was Ruiming?
kid 2: No way, as in being a truly wise, near-omnipotent being?
kid 1: Yes!!
Ruiming by anonymous December 6, 2021
The best person to be friends with. Funny and adorable. The girl that many has a crush on. The best at sports, too
A: hey who is that girl? She beated me in the competition!

B: oh, that's just RUIMIN
Ruimin by Ramyeon :) December 9, 2020

Ruining My High 

Someone says something to fuck with your head, or piss you off, when you are stoned.
"Joe did you spill that soda all over my floor?? what the fuck! You're Ruining My High"
Ruining My High by Lufthansa January 11, 2008

Red rumming 

Red rumming is the action of inserting you pinky finger into the anus and moving it in the directions that tony from the shinning did whilst repeating "Red Rum, Red,rum"
"Hey zack I hear you did freaky stuff with lana. "

"Yea bro, it was crazzzyyyy she red rumed me so hard I cam out my nose"

Red rumming you put the linky in da stinky and u have some funn

Entertainment Software Ruining Bitches 

A group of retarded parents that started a retarded group just because they think a 13 year old can't handle rated M games. One day, Bungie, Rockstar, and IGN will sue them all together for ruining their games. They even changed the rating of Oblivion from T to M. They must be murdered.
16 year old: hi can I buy this game?
clerk: are you 17?
16 year old: no, but I'm only 1 minute away from getting 17.
clerk: I'm sorry but only 17 year olds can buy this game. ESRB said so.
16 year old: FUCK ESRB! (takes flamethrower and burns all members of Entertainment software ruining bitches).

you are ruining my chances of getting a puppy! 

That is correct ☆𝙨𝙝𝙖𝙬𝙩𝙮☆
You are ruining my chances of getting a puppy!