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The art of rug munching on a munts vagina
They always enjoy a good rugmunt
rugmunt by Darkdesire99 April 1, 2023
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rugmuncher

A Woman who enjoys to eat out other females, Also known as a "Lesbian"
Suzy is a rugmuncher, because she at Erin's fish.
rugmuncher by Poop April 16, 2003

rugmuncher

Lesbians who doesn't shave and like to indulge in oral sex.
lesbian 1: Do you like to forrest gump it?? cause that really turns me on ;)
lesbian 2: No sorry, I like to mow the grass regularly
lesbian 1: oh :( you just looked like the rugmuncher type...

Rugmunching

Oral sex practiced on a woman either by a man or another woman. Can be applied to eating hairy twats or shaven havens.
I love rugmunching a girl with a big hairy bush! Makes me feel like the Indiana Jones of cunt lapping!
Rugmunching by Craig in the Hat February 20, 2011

rugmuncher

A woman who indulges in various 'carpet capers'. A lesbian. Also see dyke, lesbo and carpet muncher.
Melissa liked to munch on rugs from time to time, although it didn't do her halitosis any good.
rugmuncher by Cyco December 29, 2003

rugmuncher

a girl (usually makes no attempt to be feminine) who likes to make yummay wit other girls' badingadongs.
Kiera tried to spread-eagle lindsay---she's a full on rugmuncher.
rugmuncher by Sexy Biznatch December 7, 2006
Wild children usually under the age of Five. Otherwise known as House Ape, Rug Rat, Rug Monkey, Yard Ape, Etc. Usually these children are always underfoot and undeciplined monsters.
Damn, that Hoochie upstairs has a house full of "Rugmutts" and I'll bet none of them has the same daddy. Let's send her a case of Jolt and see how long they bounce off the walls before they sugar crash...LOL
Rugmutt by Mark61 December 31, 2009
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