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rugmuncher

Lesbians who doesn't shave and like to indulge in oral sex.
lesbian 1: Do you like to forrest gump it?? cause that really turns me on ;)
lesbian 2: No sorry, I like to mow the grass regularly
lesbian 1: oh :( you just looked like the rugmuncher type...

rugmuncher

A woman who indulges in various 'carpet capers'. A lesbian. Also see dyke, lesbo and carpet muncher.
Melissa liked to munch on rugs from time to time, although it didn't do her halitosis any good.
rugmuncher by Cyco December 29, 2003

rugmuncher

a girl (usually makes no attempt to be feminine) who likes to make yummay wit other girls' badingadongs.
Kiera tried to spread-eagle lindsay---she's a full on rugmuncher.
rugmuncher by Sexy Biznatch December 7, 2006

rugmuncher

A person who loves to eat filthy carpet.
Man, Martha Stewart is a fucking rugmuncher.
rugmuncher by dudefrom otown December 24, 2008

rugmuncher

damn i made the first definition fer this? shit, its a lesbo
damn that rugmuncher is fine yo too bad she cant hop on my johnson and take a ride cuz shes off wit that fat ass other rugmuncher

rugmuncher

it may also mean a girl who catches on pubic hair when giving a b;ow job
oww wacth the dick hair you rugmuncher
rugmuncher by harriso vallance November 29, 2007