Rugmunching

Oral sex practiced on a woman either by a man or another woman. Can be applied to eating hairy twats or shaven havens.

I love rugmunching a girl with a big hairy bush! Makes me feel like the Indiana Jones of cunt lapping!

Rugmunching by Craig in the Hat February 20, 2011

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rug munching

Girl on girl oral. She is eating the vag with hair, similar to eating a carpet

i think that girl likes a good rug munching

rug munching by Hoogy October 17, 2008

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Rug munching

What two (lesbians) do on the daily basis

Bro I caught my sister rug munching my girl friend

Rug munching by Boredhighschoolstudent October 3, 2018

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rug-munching stink finger

When you're eating out a bitch and simultaneously fingering the chocolate starfish.

Yo you know that chick I met at the bar last night? I gave her the old rug-munching stink finger.

rug-munching stink finger by Big_T_lil_y March 16, 2023

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Hate Sink

A person you hate intensely not because they deserve such hatred but because they serve as a focus for your general hatred. A healthy way to dispense with excess animosity.

Jake's not really that big an asshole. He just serves as my hate sink.

Hate Sink by The great prophet Zarquon August 7, 2016

Word of the Day on July 26, 2026

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funiosity

The art of being peculiar, but in an amusing fashion.

"Wow, look at that dog running on three legs"
- "Yeah, that sure is a funiosity"

funiosity by Supersonic Stevie November 23, 2007

Word of the Day on July 25, 2026

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Toe Rag

A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.

1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.

Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016

Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

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