Rugmunching

Oral sex practiced on a woman either by a man or another woman. Can be applied to eating hairy twats or shaven havens.

I love rugmunching a girl with a big hairy bush! Makes me feel like the Indiana Jones of cunt lapping!

by Craig in the Hat February 20, 2011

rugmuncher

A Woman who enjoys to eat out other females, Also known as a "Lesbian"

Suzy is a rugmuncher, because she at Erin's fish.

by Poop April 16, 2003

rugmuncher

Lesbians who doesn't shave and like to indulge in oral sex.

lesbian 1: Do you like to forrest gump it?? cause that really turns me on ;)
lesbian 2: No sorry, I like to mow the grass regularly
lesbian 1: oh :( you just looked like the rugmuncher type...

by are there any unused names?! October 8, 2011

rugmuncher

A woman who indulges in various 'carpet capers'. A lesbian. Also see dyke, lesbo and carpet muncher.

Melissa liked to munch on rugs from time to time, although it didn't do her halitosis any good.

by Cyco December 29, 2003

rugmuncher

a girl (usually makes no attempt to be feminine) who likes to make yummay wit other girls' badingadongs.

Kiera tried to spread-eagle lindsay---she's a full on rugmuncher.

by Sexy Biznatch December 7, 2006

rugmuncher

A person who loves to eat filthy carpet.

Man, Martha Stewart is a fucking rugmuncher.

by dudefrom otown December 24, 2008

rugmuncher

damn i made the first definition fer this? shit, its a lesbo

damn that rugmuncher is fine yo too bad she cant hop on my johnson and take a ride cuz shes off wit that fat ass other rugmuncher

by T the Ommy up yo mommy wit my big salami March 18, 2003