rucers

yummy apple juice at night in the bed with other boys

I like drinkin rucers!

by James March 12, 2004

RICERS

Any teenager or young adult who takes a japaneese import car, ususally a Honda, and adds relitivly cheap aftermarket parts that have no effect on engine performance. Such parts are aftermarket exhaust, intakes, wings, lights, and stickers. Most commonly added are NOS and VTEC Sitckers. When the hood is lifted however the engine isn't a VTEC and there is no Nitrous Oxide system Installed.

When challenged to a race ricers will almost always and laugh and drive away with there exhaust making you deaf for a tempary amount of time. On occasion a ricer will make the mistake of pulling up with the Rap blaring and ask a guy in a small low powered car to "rice" becasue they can't say race. The person will almost always decline the "rice" but if they accecpt they will win because the ricer drives his car in first gear only becasue it is louder than the higher gears.

I could beat any ricer in my rusty old corsica. Execpt I wouldn't wake up the neighboorhood with my exhaust.

by Garrett October 28, 2003

ricershnitzel

related to the stupid retards that make their imports into ricers, except that this is when they take german cars and rice them, like VW's and BMW's turned rice.

That Volkswagen has underglow and rims, he's definitely a ricershnitzel!

by thirdgen August 29, 2007

Quad Ricers

Arguably the best quad/dirt bike channel on Youtube. Full of redneck activity, sexual noises and unexpected ear rapes in basically every episode. The Quad Ricers are all around 21 years old so they’re old enough to drink in most states but not quite mature enough to land a decent job. They act like they’re still 14, which is why the channel is so hysterical. Most of the time you’ll see them clapping out any Bilstein suspension they can get their hands on and giving everything a check while leaving room for plenty of memes in between.

Guy: Did you see the Quad Ricers fuck up the rebuild?

Guy 2: Yeah, but it’s a beater.

by Quad Ricers February 13, 2018

ricers

a new mainstream concept that is over taking children today, usually a import car (ex. honda, acura) that will add parts or modifications that have no affect on performance, in fact most ricer aftermarket parts will hurt performance. (EX 3" exhaust on a 110hp civic)
a perfect example of a ricer can be found here: WWW.TEAMYAKU.NET

Is someone mowing there lawn at 11pm?
no its just the ricer down the street driving his civic.
oh. why does it sound like that?
because he belongs to a ricers club called team yaku and wants the whole world to know it.

by billy b bobby November 24, 2007

ricers

Stupid wannabie losers who drive shitty cars with huge wings, fart cannons, lots of stickers that don't even match the manufactuer of the car, and they drive with the seats all the way back while blasting 50 Cent. Usually seen circling around high schools trying to pick up girls.

I saw this one ricer who put a bunch of Type R stickers on a Mazda MX6. Can you say retard?

by Seth March 26, 2004

RICERS

Trend-following wannabes who add lots of badly made aftermarket parts to their Japanese imports in an attempt to make said import look fast. These people are usually teenagers mired in the suburbian quagmire that are forced to make their cars "custom" by doing the same thing all their ignorant little friends do. Note that none of the modifications commonly done by these idiots actually improves the car in any way.

Girl 1: Oh, look at that ricer, his car is so cute!

Girl 2: Yeah, almost as cute as his tiny little nuts

by Jesus September 23, 2003