Jesus's definitions

I'm better than you

Statement indicating that one person is superior by undisclosed means to another. Often used to stop moments of awkward silence.

I play baseball; I'm better than you.

by Jesus August 5, 2003

russ maltese

drunken sailor, russel crowe, to beat off in your pants,

"dude your as wasted as russ maltese"

"HEY, you wana fight!?" (in drunken british voice)

"i just russ maltesed in my pants"

by jesus September 9, 2003

hazlett

likes to kill people and bury little kittens that he killed into shallow graves.

Im going to Hazlett you kitty.

by Jesus June 4, 2003

·

Sometimes used after a word for emphasis.

Me: Pr0n makes me happy.
Him: PR0N···

by Jesus September 27, 2004

lesploitation

Using lesbian relationships as an exploitation for money or fame.

The preformers T.A.T.U are totally using lesploitation for album sales.

by Jesus August 20, 2003

WWHDD?

Definition: What Would Hilary Duff Do?

This phrase can be used by a group or individual when trying to make a difficult decision. This pop star/actress can be a great role model for anyone! So next time you're in a dilema, just think: What would Hilary Duff Do?

Person #1: "Hey, man."
Person #2: "Hey, what's up? You look down. What's wrong?"
Person #1: "Well, some friends keep trying to peer pressure me into taking drugs. I don't know what to do."
Person #2: "Well, that's easy! Just think...WWHDD?"
Person #1: "Wow! Thanks for the advice!"
Person #2: "No problem!"

by Jesus August 6, 2004

Ramones

One of the greatest classic punk bands ever, but they can't play their instroments for shit. Basically, the inventors of punk rock!

They kick ass, but suck

by Jesus March 26, 2004