beast on

To beat the shit out of someone.

"Duuude, that guy was a total faggot. He's the type of guy I would have beasted on back in the day."

by Jesus September 22, 2003

Poontang

American mixed-up slang for "Pune Tang".

Traditionally describes the exoticly erotic women from Pune, India renound for their delicious sexual appetite and amazingly talented and tasty vaginas (tang).

pune tang

Lets all go to Pune kids for some tang!

Yay, Tang!!!

by Jesus October 04, 2003

carpet eater

someone that eats pussy

i am a carpet eater

by Jesus June 06, 2003

durf

The area between the scrotum see "nutsack" and the asshole that prevents one from shitting on his nuts.

That bitch clapped me out and now my durf is on fire

by Jesus January 18, 2003

hazzlet

cross refrence with fo shizzy

that guy be hazzletting

by Jesus June 05, 2003

armante

a complete fucktard: read also idiot

shut the fuck up, armante

by jesus February 10, 2005

bench monkey

someone who's only pourpose for having a fast computer is to sit around and say "HOLY SHIT I CAN GET 250000 in 3dmark 200x" It makes me sad

alex lawson is a bench monkey

by Jesus January 14, 2004