Jesus's definitions

ja-fake-an

a person who thinks they're jamacain, but really are not at all. They always have a really bad accent.

A:Ay, mon, let's git dis partay started!
B:Shut your fucking mouth, u ja-fake-an

by Jesus January 8, 2005

ass ninja

gay guy who likes anal

by Jesus June 6, 2003

runescape

Best Online free game in the world... can be quite addicting in fact you might find urself playing more than u eat or sleep such as a certain someone thats #1 on the high scores list

"hey Todd.. wanna play some football"

"no thanks.. i think i'm going to play runescape all day"

by Jesus May 13, 2005

banished

Something to tell people when they piss you off.

Mitch: What have you been doing today joe?
Joe: I've been doing your mum
Mitch: hahahahaha...
Joe: banished

by jesus April 25, 2004

Christ_Omega

the Official name and alias for the one true god who walks the earth creating chaos and spitting blood from his snout.

*omg its Christ_Omega!! run!!!*

by Jesus April 14, 2005

pixies

the best band ever

the pixies are the shiznit

by Jesus June 14, 2003

pad

Ryan Nelis' Hair style!

Wow I hate people with PADS!

by Jesus April 23, 2003