rubert

A person who doesn’t know how or where to wipe their touchdown zone after taking a plopper
Rubert is stupid
by Pulcher July 19, 2022
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rubert

Someone who doesn’t know how or where to wipe their touchdown zone after taking a plopper. Big poop in da bowlie-wowlie
Amy is a massive rubert.
by Pulcher July 19, 2022
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Rubert

A sweaty pig that lives on alcohol and cigarettes and spends the majority of its life as a try hard gamer and having sex with its cousins.
I can’t believe you just squad wiped that 4 man Rubert!
by ButtholeLamprey September 02, 2022
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