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Roberted 

When someone in your friend group does something towards you or the entire group that is messed up and entirely incomprehensible, therefore making it fucked up.
Other version: Roberting
"Damn it, I got roberted by that asshole. Never dating for a long time after this."
Roberted by Masternerd October 11, 2019
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roberted 

the process or act to dress like a school shooter or a bank robber.
Ever since Ryan roberted, he has not been the same
roberted by wakemeup.jpg October 6, 2017

Roberted 

A friend of mine who is a big big mongoose and a rat

And it means that he's becoming dumber
Dam every day I get Roberted one by one.

Roberted 

To have a big nose, be a cheater, be ugly, be mean, to have multiple guns, and to be scary.
He is so roberted, he has a really big gun!

Roberted 

When someone commits an act of petty malice against a coworker.
I've been Roberted!! Someone put soap in my coffee!!
Roberted by Ultizz January 20, 2025
1: A butt face memer.

2: a noice Canadian youtuber who loves youtubers and can actually sing.
Person 1: *kicks over a trash can of memeswhile singing All Star*
Person 2: wish you're acting like RobertIDK
RobertIDK by Danisfabulous_ November 13, 2016
A memey boy with a loving passion of music. His editing skills on youtube are to die for, and you will laugh at all of his funny jokes he makes. His smile spreads out to other people, making them feel warm, and fluffy inside. If you don't know who robertIDK is, please look him up. He is one of the best youtubers out there, and deserves more attention than what he already has. Also, if you like spongebob memes, then he's the guy you wanna look up.
"How's it going friends, it's robertidk here..."
-Robert <3

"He makes me so happy honestly, thank you for everything you do robert"
-Me in the comments, and in real life.
robertidk by anbilidk July 9, 2018
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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