Definitions by Pulcher

rubert 

Someone who doesn’t know how or where to wipe their touchdown zone after taking a plopper. Big poop in da bowlie-wowlie

Amy is a massive rubert.

rubert by Pulcher July 19, 2022

rubert 

A person who doesn’t know how or where to wipe their touchdown zone after taking a plopper

Rubert is stupid

rubert by Pulcher July 19, 2022

Impediosexual 

Someone who is attracted to/aroused by complicated things or people.

Ananya is such an impediosexual, good for her at least she's pulcher

Impediosexual by Pulcher May 25, 2020