rubert

A person who doesn’t know how or where to wipe their touchdown zone after taking a plopper

Rubert is stupid

by Pulcher July 19, 2022

Rubert

A sweaty pig that lives on alcohol and cigarettes and spends the majority of its life as a try hard gamer and having sex with its cousins.

I can’t believe you just squad wiped that 4 man Rubert!

by ButtholeLamprey September 02, 2022

rubert

Someone who doesn’t know how or where to wipe their touchdown zone after taking a plopper. Big poop in da bowlie-wowlie

Amy is a massive rubert.

by Pulcher July 19, 2022