rubcation 

The period of time between ending one job and starting a new one. This carefree, optimistic, joyful time period allows for as much jerking off as you please with no guilt that you should be looking for a new job instead.

After a year of job hunting, I got the job of my dreams and since it doesn't start for another month, I will be taking an well-deserved, relaxing, extended rubcation with myself, porn and various lubricants.

rubcation by Cooches Inc. September 9, 2020

ruction 

A riotous quarrel or disturbance

YO! stop cauzing a ruction!!!

ruction by Kapps March 2, 2003

Raycation 

A day in which Ray is absent from the office, thus providing his coworkers with a brief respite from his near endless barrage of mindless babbling and bragadocious chatter.

Man, Mondays suck...but at least we get a Raycation today.

Raycation by professor gobblety gook November 2, 2010

Tubcation 

low budget bathroom vacation that requires lawn chairs, submerged feet, tropical beverages, and jimmy buffet radio.

The poor employees didn't have the money or the time for a vacation so inbetween shifts or after them they embarked on a Tubcation.

When a dear friend is terribly troubled and screaming and kicking on the floor yelling for a margarita throw them in your car and take them to your bathroom, give them a drink put there feet in your tub and just let jimmy buffet do the rest. They will have a remarkable recovery and you'll earn lots of friend points.

That Tubcation last night was incredible however i woke up in a pile of socks wearing only a lei and my bathing suit.

Tubcation by thatclairegurl January 26, 2010

ructions 

ooooo!!! big TRRRRRROUBLE!!!! the unmentionable.....simply fearful.....

R-R-R-Ructions!

only a mama can threaten ructions...

mama: now if you don't clear that mess there'll be ructions aye...
young family member: what's ructions?
older family member: ooooo! r-r-ructions! you'll find out when you're older! (although you never do)

ructions by dan... May 25, 2006

Ruination 

When someone gets owned, pwnd, or just completely destroyed in anyway.

"Wow, that was just ruination."

Ruination by joo_boy November 25, 2009

ruination 

The final product of someone has ruin your shit. A utter defeat or total destruction on a massive scale.

"Aww, man that's some severe ruination!"

ruination by K-Slash May 19, 2005