ructions 

ooooo!!! big TRRRRRROUBLE!!!! the unmentionable.....simply fearful.....

R-R-R-Ructions!

only a mama can threaten ructions...

mama: now if you don't clear that mess there'll be ructions aye...
young family member: what's ructions?
older family member: ooooo! r-r-ructions! you'll find out when you're older! (although you never do)

ructions by dan... May 25, 2006

ruction 

A riotous quarrel or disturbance

YO! stop cauzing a ruction!!!

ruction by Kapps March 2, 2003

Rictions 

When 2 people are angry at each other / have beef may have rictions.

You hear about those two radgies, they have some serious rictions.

Rictions by pengwino1234 January 20, 2022

"e" rections

directions obtained on the internet relating to adult entertainment.

Dude my "e" rections tell me that the strip club is around the corner.

"e" rections by imnotcire April 18, 2009

vista-ruptions 

When your Vista's:

a) Internet Explorer stops working for no apparent reason, and then your internet turns to crap for the next approaching 1 - 3 days

or,

b) takes an uncomfortably long amount of time to log in, only to leave you with an "incorrect password" message.

Tom: Why haven't you logged in to Facebook since Monday? They did maintainance, and now it isn't a complete ripoff of Twitter! I can actually stand the UI now!

Dan: Dang vista-ruptions!

vista-ruptions by isochronismisms! June 3, 2009