ructions

ooooo!!! big TRRRRRROUBLE!!!! the unmentionable.....simply fearful.....

R-R-R-Ructions!

only a mama can threaten ructions...

mama: now if you don't clear that mess there'll be ructions aye...
young family member: what's ructions?
older family member: ooooo! r-r-ructions! you'll find out when you're older! (although you never do)

ructions by dan... May 25, 2006

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ruction

A riotous quarrel or disturbance

YO! stop cauzing a ruction!!!

ruction by Kapps March 2, 2003

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ruction • "e" rections • vista-ruptions

Rictions

When 2 people are angry at each other / have beef may have rictions.

You hear about those two radgies, they have some serious rictions.

Rictions by pengwino1234 January 20, 2022

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"e" rections

directions obtained on the internet relating to adult entertainment.

Dude my "e" rections tell me that the strip club is around the corner.

"e" rections by imnotcire April 18, 2009

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vista-ruptions

When your Vista's:

a) Internet Explorer stops working for no apparent reason, and then your internet turns to crap for the next approaching 1 - 3 days

or,

b) takes an uncomfortably long amount of time to log in, only to leave you with an "incorrect password" message.

Tom: Why haven't you logged in to Facebook since Monday? They did maintainance, and now it isn't a complete ripoff of Twitter! I can actually stand the UI now!

Dan: Dang vista-ruptions!

vista-ruptions by isochronismisms! June 3, 2009

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Nutshot

It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.

Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.

Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009

Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

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Nerd neck

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.

What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!

Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019

Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

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