5 definitions by Cooches Inc.
The period of time between ending one job and starting a new one. This carefree, optimistic, joyful time period allows for as much jerking off as you please with no guilt that you should be looking for a new job instead.
After a year of job hunting, I got the job of my dreams and since it doesn't start for another month, I will be taking an well-deserved, relaxing, extended rubcation with myself, porn and various lubricants.
by Cooches Inc. September 9, 2020
Verb - the act of accidentally pushing your finger through toilet paper while wiping your ass and shooting it up your own rectum.
While aggressively trying to clean up the remnants of a vicious corn chowder dump, I accidentally hole punched my finger through the toilet paper and jammed it up my own ass.
by Cooches Inc. June 23, 2020
When you shit yourself in public and have to leave the scene immediately to avoid detection or at least to avoid unloading all over the place. Derived from the master of public defecation, George Brett.
I was on a massive roll at a casino craps table when I shit myself in excitement and had to make a hasty Brettxit so not to be detected by the other players and to avoid being permanently banned from the casino.
by Cooches Inc. October 21, 2020
Looking at old college and high school pictures and jerking off to all the people you never got to have sex with in your youth.
Going through a box of old photos, I found myself rubflecting on a bunch of folks that I never had a shot at when I was younger.
by Cooches Inc. February 3, 2021
My best friend and I where dying to give some head but there was only one guy at the party so we decided the only fair thing to do was share a drink and both blow him at the same time.
by Cooches Inc. June 28, 2020