Tubcation 

low budget bathroom vacation that requires lawn chairs, submerged feet, tropical beverages, and jimmy buffet radio.

The poor employees didn't have the money or the time for a vacation so inbetween shifts or after them they embarked on a Tubcation.

When a dear friend is terribly troubled and screaming and kicking on the floor yelling for a margarita throw them in your car and take them to your bathroom, give them a drink put there feet in your tub and just let jimmy buffet do the rest. They will have a remarkable recovery and you'll earn lots of friend points.

That Tubcation last night was incredible however i woke up in a pile of socks wearing only a lei and my bathing suit.

Tubcation by thatclairegurl January 26, 2010

rubcation 

The period of time between ending one job and starting a new one. This carefree, optimistic, joyful time period allows for as much jerking off as you please with no guilt that you should be looking for a new job instead.

After a year of job hunting, I got the job of my dreams and since it doesn't start for another month, I will be taking an well-deserved, relaxing, extended rubcation with myself, porn and various lubricants.

rubcation by Cooches Inc. September 9, 2020

Romance-turbation 

Act of creating a fictitious romantic relationship with someone you desire who is already attached, patently disinterested, or otherwise unattainable.

Kelly is already with Anthony so whatever story Joey tells you is all just romance-turbation.

Romance-turbation by tagz November 1, 2008

Torcation 

(n) From a kid's point of view, a vacation where you do things that your parents think are educational and fun, but you think and really torture.

Torcation is vacation where you tour museums, walk from historical landmark to historical landmark in sweltering summer heat, eating weird food in far away lands, etc.

Torcation by phatmanparker August 19, 2009

TANcation 

A vacation dedicated to laying in the sun and getting bronzed.

Girl 1: I heard you're going to Miami for the weekend! Are you going to party South Beach style?

Girl 2: No, its a TANcation. My plans involve laying out on the beach and nothing else.

TANcation by binksy2kx May 24, 2010

WMT's: Weapons of Mass Turbation 

A set of Tits...a monstrous ass...or any other part of the female body you have seen in porn vids or pictures that demands masturbation. Especially if said video/picture can be "USED" multiple times for viewing pleasure.

Dude did you see the monstrous clit on that Armenian stripper in that video? Going home to download that.....will be used as a WMT?

WTF is a WMT?

(WMT's:WEAPONS OF MASS TURBATION!) Im gonna pull a muscle jerkin my beef to this!

WMT's: Weapons of Mass Turbation..Huge tits,Huge ass, lovely clit....anything you can wack off to.

WMT's: Weapons of Mass Turbation by Urban Millz July 21, 2012

Turdation

When you sit on the toilet after having a poo to contemplate life and other such important things.

"Hey! Why dyu take song long up there?"
"Had a case of turdation"

Turdation by alemeister June 8, 2009