royball

An opened but unfinished can of beer left out until it's warm. A full royball is a beer that has been opened and then never touched again. Royballs are considered a huge waste of beer and an act that brands you as a pussy. Understandably, the last sip is considered backwash, sauce, foam, froth, or some other undesirable description and it is o.k. to leave a tiny bit in the can equivalent to a sip. Anything more than a sip left in the can is considered a royball. An addendum to the "man-code" should be: thou shall not leave royballs.

I found like 30 royballs while helping clean up after Farney's party. One of them spilt on my shirt and there was 3 cigarette butts in it, I almost puked.

royball by sonicturkey April 30, 2006

Royally fucked

To be more than fucked.
The situation is well beyond the definition of fucked.
When you are in a position that no matter what happens at that point, there will be no positive outcome.

He cheated on his wife with his secretary, and they both found out and so did his boss. He's royally fucked now.

See also: fucked proper.

Royally fucked by Avrus September 3, 2004

Ronballs 

A person with a circumference, or someone with the same consistancy as Ron Jeremy. many forms of the word Ronballs may be used in many different circumstances for instance, in an easier way of stating certain places, things, events or names, variations of ronballs may be used, such as "DunKREN DoHENS" or "seven-elevHEN". so "DA for why tins no more are there store in." the name derives from a mythological creature deriving in the North New Jersey area, it was said that on a certain date of 4/19 Pops Raped Ron, so from there on out it has been known customary in the area for his name to be remembered by posting a simple "Pops Raped Ron 4/19" in any area that may be seen by others and cherished among all Homosapiens.

Pops Raped Ron
"Mommy why can't ronballs take a shower?"
"Because honey, Pops will rape him"
"hey man, why did the radio turn up"
"I guess the ghost that raped ron got to it"

Ronballs by OL-10 December 20, 2009

royally pissed 

Pissed off beyond belief.

I'm royally pissed that she cheated on me

royally pissed by Kylowned February 5, 2007

Dirty Roybal

A Dirty Roybal is when you eat out someones ass and then kiss them right after.

Did you hear that Steve gave his girlfriend a Dirty Roybal?

Dirty Roybal by UrbanFan54 February 3, 2010

Royallie 

A royal wank. Rubbing one out on the sly with the protection of a love rubber.

Me: "What the fuck, there's a spunked up jimmy hat on the back seat!"
Stapo: "Yeah Chin.E was having a royallie back there"
Me: "What's a royallie?
Stapo: "A royal wank, its when you tarp up & rub one out, keeps the sheets tidy"

Royallie by jimmyhatter July 19, 2011

royally screwed 

When one is at the apex of a position that results from a negative problem or situation and appears seemingly impossible to change. i.e. Much worse than screwed

My senior thesis is due tomorrow and I have no research, no concepts, and above all no time to even b.s. one. I am royally screwed.

royally screwed by Aria Wild February 5, 2004