roxen 

roxen is the most beautiful girl in the world. she’s the prettiest in every way, she’s smart, funny, caring and talented. if you meet roxen NEVER let her go, she’s the best thing that’ll ever happen to you!

wow.. roxen really should’ve won eurovision!!

roxen by bambiluver November 22, 2021

Michael Rosen 

My lord and savior,leader of all memes

Michael Rosen is noice

Michael Rosen by Michaelrosen420 January 10, 2018

Comforting Mrs. Rosen

Euphemism for sticking your dick where it doesn't belong.

Origin: Don Draper's explanation to his daughter, Sally, after she walked in on him sleeping with a neighbor.

Where have you been?

Oh, I was just comforting Mrs. Rosen.

All night long?

She was really upset.

Comforting Mrs. Rosen by pajiba June 10, 2013

Holland Roden

Actress best known for her role on MTV's Teen Wolf. Holland has also appeared in Bring it on: Fight to the finish. Holland has also been very public about her love for Channing Tatum and has claimed to have seen Magic Mike over 100 times.

A: I really like that girl on teen wolf
B: That's Holland Roden and you're like 15 minutes late to this party.

Holland Roden by Tanning February 21, 2013

Michael Rosen 

A Youtube phenomenon who originally possessed a small following in the United Kingdom for his children's poetry books.

When Mr. Rosen could not find anyone to republish some of his older, more obscure books, he decided to, for the public's eyes, have his son film him telling all of the stories from the books, including but not limited to "Hypnotizer" and "Michael's Big Book of Bad Things". In each of these series, Mr. Rosen would have himself filmed wearing the same outfit in the same background with similar title captions (likely one day for filming, and his son deciding to make it possess a clean sort of transition).

Mr. Rosen became popular when some very clever users on Youtube took advantage of the fact that one could sentence splice his videos due to them having a similar background/camera position, and not have to change many of the visuals present, making it very easy to make him tell rather vulgar, but hilarious, stories.

"Once, my friend Harrybo came to school with a great big bag of PLAMZ. He said 'Anyone want any PLAMZ?' I said 'No, I hate PLAMZ.' So he said 'Screw you Michael Rosen' and he began eating all the PLAMZ."

"Once, I was a smuggler, and I had to get 20,000 pounds of crack through the customs! I chose to hide it on me somewhere... but where? 'I know!' I said, I'll stuff it in my BUTT. -PFFT- OWWWWWWWWWW"

"When I get an erection with my FAT cock, if there's one thing I love it's Ms. Goodoff's snatch!"

Michael Rosen by A BAG OF PLAMZ September 6, 2011

Rodency 

How much of a rat someone is, i.e. describing one's level of rat. Often used in more formal and intellectual situations where the word "rat" is less understood or may provoke altercation, but can still be applied to colloquial sentences as well. The word's versatility measures one's rat-ness without having to stoop down to their level. By using rodent rather than rat as the root of this word, people who have rodent tendencies but do not have substantial evidence of rat against them are broadly encapsulated as well.

I can't believe he snitched on me and still kept bitching about his situation, his levels of rodency are beyond me.

Rodency by AgentMoss007 March 27, 2020

rolenson 

as sexy tall malaysian with 7.4 inch dick

rolenson can i suck you off

rolenson by bruh123123123123 April 22, 2021