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A joke ... but we like it anyway!

Highlights of 2004's Eurovision song contest:

- Satelite feed of woman blowing her nose
- Xena Warrior Princesses from Ukraine winning
- UK getting more than 0 this year (hurray!)
by Mister Ignorant May 17, 2004
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Song contest which takes place annually in Europe, first started in 1956 and has recently had its 50th show, has launched the career of bands 'ABBA' and 'BRAINSTORM'.
Popular worlidwide not just Europe.
The Eurovision song contest is held in Athens in 2006.
by Vicki Baron November 01, 2005
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Mediocre performers, crappy songs, but for some strange reason massive loads of fun - even if you're not a flaming homosexual.
Digg-loo, diggi-lei
by bllah January 08, 2004
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the worlds funiest competition in the world better than football word cup even the OLYMPICS and only exclusive 2 european citizens TAKE THAT USA u suc
the eurovision song contest
by snob November 14, 2003
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A massive gay pride parade of European music featuring too many oversized flags, flying bearded ladies, epic sax guys, animated stick people, hot guys, sexy girls, Australia, smoke machines, wind machines, 'perfect' vocals, catwalks, fire and hosts that can't host.
"The Eurovision Song Contest is an annual event in which different European countries - and for whatever reason Australia - send their worst singers to sing their worst song with the worst staging and whoever was least terrible will win. This is usually Sweden because they care way too much about this contest.
In conclusion, it is an annual gay pride festival with lots of pretty colours and Australia.
Enjoy at your own peril."
by #PROTECT.LENA.L-M.2K16 May 15, 2016
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