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rotflolafk 

Acronym-Rolling on the Floor Laughing Laughing out loud Away from Keyboard

Something you say when you have nothing to say
>Holler< So umm how ya doin

>What< ROTFLOLAFK
rotflolafk by AC January 1, 2004
Words you can keep

rotflolmfaomfg

It is basicly a combonation of a few words used on the internet.
These words include:
Rotfl (Roll On The Floor Laughing)
Lol (Laugh Out Loud)
Lmfao (Laughing My Fucking Ass Off)
Omfg (Oh My Fucking God)
Jeff: Heya Steve
Steve: Oh Hiya Jeff...My Dad Died In A Car Accident Today...Im An Orphan Now...I Also Have Aids...Help Me...
Jeff: No ROTFLOLMFAOMFG!!
rotflolmfaomfg by Jack Cartmell November 1, 2007

rotflolapmp

rolling on the floor laughing out loud and peeing my pants.
guy 1: lolz, that n00b just got pwn3d.
guy 2: rotflolapmp
rotflolapmp by moon demoness November 19, 2006

Rotflolalmao 

A combination of nearly all laughing acronyms in the internet and texting world meaning: rolling on the floor laughing out loud and laughing my ass off.
A: Wanna go beat up Mike Tyson?
B: It's a little too hard.
A: That's what she said!
B: ROTFLOLALMAO!
Rotflolalmao by Godzilla1282 February 2, 2010

ROTFLOLMFAO 

Rolling On The Floor Laughing Out Loud My Freaking Ass Off
Guy1: Dude, check it this hilarious video!!
Guy2: Holy crap, i'm ROTFLOLMFAO!!!*

*Can only be used when instant messaging
ROTFLOLMFAO by LuiG February 19, 2008

rotflolmfao 

rolling on the floor laughing out loud my fucking ass off.
assimpleas123456: we're as tight as an extra small shirt on an obese person
ariesxflame: rotflolmfao
rotflolmfao by stephanie villeda October 9, 2006

ROTFLOLASHTINCBISAGOWOTTARUTDIAIOA 

Rolling on the floor laughing out loud and so hard that i nearly choke but i see a glass of water on the table and reach up to drink it and i'm ok again
Bob: OMG! THATS HILLARIOUS!!!! HAHAHA! ROTFLOLASHTINCBISAGOWOTTARUTDIAIOA
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
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Purple Patch 

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Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

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And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
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It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

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Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
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