Rotflolalmao

A combination of nearly all laughing acronyms in the internet and texting world meaning: rolling on the floor laughing out loud and laughing my ass off.

A: Wanna go beat up Mike Tyson?
B: It's a little too hard.
A: That's what she said!
B: ROTFLOLALMAO!

Rotflolalmao by Godzilla1282 February 2, 2010

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ROTFLOLMAO

A combination of ROTFL, LOL, AND LMAO. Literally means Rolling Over The Floor Laughing Out Loud My Ass Off. Suggested use: Never, except in circumstances where extreme sarcasm is warranted.

Person A: heh, I just slipped on a banana peel.
Person B: omg me too ROTFLOLMAO

ROTFLOLMAO by AcronymGuy September 5, 2004

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Rotflolalmao • ROTFLOLMAO • rotflolmaomfg • rotflolmaomg

rotflolmaomg

This word is a freakin' combination of rofl, lol, lmao and omg. You sure hope it can be longer, right?
Notice the OMG at the back? It means that you're only reacting surprised after laughing like mad. Most preferably ends with a question mark.

Brat A : diablo 2 lagd like hell.
Brat B : why wut happnd?
Brat A : playd hell hc n got killd by a f***in fallen... usin ur lvl 85 baba
Brat B : rotflolmaomg!!??

rotflolmaomg by Noobist January 22, 2008

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rotflolmaomfg

The ultimate acronym, created by Rick and Dean, the sexiest bitches alive.

Rolling on the floor, laughing out loud, laughing my ass off, oh, my fucking God

ALWAYS used sardonically.

ROFLOLMAOMFG! You are SO fucking hilarious!

rotflolmaomfg by Dean March 27, 2005

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Stealthie

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.

FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"

Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016

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Summer Teeth

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.

Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...

Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012

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Grindset

The grindset is a contemporary ideology of self-exploitation disguised as strength, deeply tied to the aesthetics of the “sigma male” and to new digital forms of patriarchy. It promotes the idea that human worth depends on productivity, economic success, absolute emotional control, and the ability to work endlessly, turning vulnerability, rest, community, and tenderness into signs of weakness. Beneath its rhetoric of discipline and power often lies a profound inability to relate healthily to pain, fragility, and human interdependence.

“That’s the grindset, brother. While weak men sleep and complain, sigma males stay disciplined, work in silence, suppress emotions, and build power while everyone else wastes time chasing comfort.”

Grindset by Omega-Male May 22, 2026

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