romnet

A deadening sphere of energy that slowly drains all life, joy, and happiness from those who enter it. Combined with its nearly overwhelming gravitational field, a romnet can catch an object for decades before it finally breaks free, though in the end it leaves all living things tired, angry, bitter, and enervated.

Named for the mythical 10th planet of the solar system, a realm utterly hostile to all forms of intelligent life.

As Gerald slipped into the romnet, we knew that he was lost to us forever. Shooting him the head before he spent more than 20 hours a week there was the last, kindest thing we could do.

romnet by El Solar May 1, 2004

rompet 

Romper for pets. One piece garment for pets.

Hey, I bought my dog a rompet.

rompet by EchoDeadSpace August 9, 2020

Romneypotent 

The ability to posess every stance on every issue.

Person 1: Why did Dave say he liked both the Red Sox and the Yankees? You can only support one or the other!

Person 2: I don't know man, he must be Romneypotent.

Romneypotent by 1MonthFreeTrial September 17, 2012

romneyed 

loss of a job or income due to corporate merger or acquisition by investment bankers utilizing a leveraged buyout approach

Employees of Dade Behring were romneyed when the company saddled from debt due to a leveraged buyout, needed to layoff thousands

romneyed by Screengrub January 21, 2012

Pull a Romney 

To lie in a job interview.

“I’m totally unqualified for the job, so I figured I'd just pull a Romney. The interviewer bought it though, I start tomorrow!”

Pull a Romney by The Fairy Princess October 4, 2012

Romney seat 

Any exterior riding area for passengers you no longer wish to keep within the confines of your vehicle - such as a dog kennel strapped to a luggage rack.

"You'd better not blow chunks or I'm making you sit in the Romney seat"

"If your crazy hoe doesn't chillax, I'm throwing her in the Romney seat..."

Romney seat by stryfe August 14, 2012

Romneysia 

When you can't remember which self serving lie you told last.

Dave: That fuckin' Larry will say anything to get what he wants.

Eddie: Yeah, he told Ellen that, sure, he used to be gay, but he is totally straight now. That's the only way he was ever gonna get into her panties. That girl is not gonna give up that pussy to no bisexual.

Dave: Larry, straight? Sheeeit, that motherfucker's got Romneysia. He went down on Coach Edwards last week, after practice.

Romneysia by Shut Up Morans December 28, 2011