Definitions by stryfe

2016 

The year in which too many beloved celebrities and loved ones died, we elected the most unfit president ever, and generally, everything sucked.

2016: Seriously, fuck that year.

2016 by stryfe November 14, 2016

'Mericamas 

Annual holiday on Dec. 25 that revolves around four things:

1. Buying Shit.
2. Getting Shit.
3. Eating Shit.
4. Watching Football.

We're going to the mall to buy gifts on credit for 'Mericamas.

'Mericamas by stryfe November 29, 2013

hashbrowny

Any substance that hast the constancy of hash browns, often preformed into specific shapes.

Tatter tors are hashbrowny.

hashbrowny by stryfe April 10, 2013

Skypaholic

People who drink together while skyping others in order to not drink alone (which, or course makes you an alcoholic).

"You are a Skypaholic, currently." (as said to my by a friend while drinking on Skype.)

Skypaholic by stryfe August 15, 2012

Luncheon 

A "lunch" that has extended long beyond it's reasonable time frame. (See base words "lunch" and "eon")

This luncheon is taking forever, I wish she's just shut up and finish her chicken sandwich already...

Luncheon by stryfe August 14, 2012

Romney seat 

Any exterior riding area for passengers you no longer wish to keep within the confines of your vehicle - such as a dog kennel strapped to a luggage rack.

"You'd better not blow chunks or I'm making you sit in the Romney seat"

"If your crazy hoe doesn't chillax, I'm throwing her in the Romney seat..."

Romney seat by stryfe August 14, 2012

Heffalump 

The act of spreeding ones butt cheeks and vomiting into their open ass.

"That G needs a good heffalumping"
"I'd like to heffalump into that ass"

Heffalump by Stryfe February 18, 2005