Romneysia

When you can't remember which self serving lie you told last.

Dave: That fuckin' Larry will say anything to get what he wants.

Eddie: Yeah, he told Ellen that, sure, he used to be gay, but he is totally straight now. That's the only way he was ever gonna get into her panties. That girl is not gonna give up that pussy to no bisexual.

Dave: Larry, straight? Sheeeit, that motherfucker's got Romneysia. He went down on Coach Edwards last week, after practice.

by Shut Up Morans December 28, 2011

Roomnesia

When you walk into a room and completely forget what you came in for.

I got to the kitchen and Roomnesia struck again.

by notmysocks March 25, 2009

Romnesia

The act of forgetting a statement or belief that you had previously expressed the opposite point of view with regards to.

Bob has Romnesia. He was for that before he was against it

by Tom Legals July 22, 2012

romneyzilla

a tax avoiding corporate raiding monster that eats poor people, small companies, and pension funds, then shits money into foreign bank accounts and creates overseas jobs.

I lost my job and pension. Romneyzilla got me.

by Bago Bargo September 5, 2012

Romnesia

The ability of the very wealthy to forget the context in which they made their money.

Gina Rinehart insists that if people want to be millionaires, they should spend more time working. She has Romnesia and failed to mention that she inherited an iron ore mine and a fortune from her father.

by Tripsy_McFallover September 24, 2012

Romneying

Accidentally bragging about your place high up in the economic stratosphere is Romneying.

Credited to David Weigel in his 2012 post for Slate title "Introducing: Romneying"

Romneying Example 1: Asked by the AP reporter if he follows NASCAR, Romney responded, "Not as closely as some of the most ardent fans. But I have some great friends who are NASCAR team owners."

Romneying Example 2: Romney said he owns a Ford Mustang and a pick-up truck while his wife, Ann, drives "a couple of Cadillacs," in an offhand remark during a question-and-answer session after a speech on economic policy.

by Romneyetting: when Ann does it June 12, 2012

Romneyism

A turn of phrase used by a 2012 Presidential Candidate that, despite being totally factual, offends the delicate sensibilities of left wingers who would rather shut their ears to the facts.

Mitt Romney said 47% of the country is on some kind of government assistance or entitlement. Can you believe the nerve of that guy?

Yeah, that's a Romneyism that will live on forever. The truth hurts.

by McFoo100 November 28, 2012