by pseudopea January 24, 2012
verb: (1) to fire someone with glee
(2) to be fired
(3) outsourcing; to gut a company, send American jobs overseas, then claim to have created jobs (in India)
(2) to be fired
(3) outsourcing; to gut a company, send American jobs overseas, then claim to have created jobs (in India)
Examples:
(a)"He romneyed the whole department, I think he got an erection doing it!"
(b) "I got romneyed last week after 23 years on the job; they even took my pension!"
(c) "He increased profits by romneying the IT department to India; but hey, he created all those jobs!
(a)"He romneyed the whole department, I think he got an erection doing it!"
(b) "I got romneyed last week after 23 years on the job; they even took my pension!"
(c) "He increased profits by romneying the IT department to India; but hey, he created all those jobs!
by WinstonSmith1984 January 10, 2012
To switch sexual preferences depending on who one is with. Named after Massachusetts governor and presidential candidate Mitt Romney, who was accused of "flip-flopping" on several key issues.
"I had heard Jane didn't do anal, but last night she totally Romneyed!"
"Jason told me last night he always places his partner's pleasure before his own, but based on past experiences I think he might just be Romneying."
"Jason told me last night he always places his partner's pleasure before his own, but based on past experiences I think he might just be Romneying."
by FGAndrew January 04, 2012
v. To vainly spend vast amounts and change one's position on issues in the hopes of winning an election.
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I have no hope of becoming class president so I am going to romney until I've spent all the cash my folks gave me.
by gnostic 1 December 15, 2012
The three-and-a-half hour window in which a grown man running for president can change his deeply held conviction to its opposite.
"Oh my god, we've been in this car for two and a half romneys now! I need to pee! Wait, no, I don't."
by H-wizzle the Fiddle March 05, 2012
A mediocre and boring choice that is the only real option because all other options are fucking insane or impossible.
Based of the 2012 republican candidate Mitt Romney campaigning against Gingrich, Santorum and Paul.
Based of the 2012 republican candidate Mitt Romney campaigning against Gingrich, Santorum and Paul.
Guy 1- “You have the choice of eating prunes, broken glass, used condemns, or grilled unicorn. What’s your choice?”
Guy 2- “I guess I’ll go with the Romney and take the prunes.”
Guy 2- “I guess I’ll go with the Romney and take the prunes.”
by bhunt8989 February 15, 2012
by Bob Rush August 22, 2008