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ROMNEY'D 

After doing your taxes, you may find out that you've paid more than 13.9% on your income. Perhaps you paid 20, 25, or even 30%. Your income is also probably a lot less than the $42,000,000 in compensation that 2012 Presidential candidate Mitt Romney only paid 13.9% in federal income taxes on. When you discover this, well you've been Romney'd.
You fill out a 1040 and find that you've paid the IRS an effective rate of 25% on the $50,000 in income you earned. Since your income is less than $42MM, and your tax rate is above 13.9%, you just got Romney'd.

NOTE: In order to get Romney'd, you cannot currently be a "job creator."
ROMNEY'D by LivingInLosAngeles February 19, 2012
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Romney'd 

To strap an animal or person to the exterior of your vehicle
Did you see those fools in Ft. Wayne who Romney'd the four kids to their hood?

My dog would shit on the roof too if I romney'd his crate to the roof of my car.
Romney'd by jwfromnj October 21, 2012

Romney'd 

The act of being fucked out of every penny you have and some you dont. Alternate meaning, anal dry docking.
Romney'd by Gopherit July 31, 2012

Romney'd 

When your place of work is closed because it's been sold and/or moved to a different state or country. This is common when corporate tycoons see a rate of return dip slightly. Typically the sale and/or move is followed by cashing out stocks and granting gratuitous corporate management bonuses that are briskly moved to nontaxable offshore account.
"Well, I was going to make my house payment but my job got Romney'd."
Romney'd by Gacknoops July 22, 2012

Romney Dog 

A hot dog sliced in half, with some pickles, onions, and ketchup, which is the way he prefers it. Hot dog is Mitt Romney's favorite meat.
Try a Romney Dog, named after famous hot dog lover Mitt Romney. Not to be confused with the Mitt Romney dog incident.
Romney Dog by meestermaestro July 19, 2019

Rodney'd 

The process of systematically phasing someone out of your life.

These people were once good friends, but overtime the friendship becomes too stressful to maintain and one party no longer wants to deal with the drama any longer.
He was my homeboy, but I rodney'd him out of my life when it became too much of a chore to deal with him.
Rodney'd by MJ041284 August 19, 2009

Rooney’d 

So fucked, beyond the point of seshing
Charlie was so rooneyd last night
Rooney’d by Charliefrostyboi December 9, 2017
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
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age gate 

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Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
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board chow 

A)
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B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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