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roflzomg 

A roflmao syntax which express a lol omg and rofl situation.
A:Why the lemon crossed the road?
B:IDK
A:I don't give a shit the lemon place its in the kitchen
B:Roflzomg!!!!
roflzomg by Padinnix February 17, 2009

roflorgazm 

A shorter way to "Rofl haha omfg lmfao roflcepter LPSWHAHHAHA OMGfunniest thinge ever!!".

This is used on forums or chat programs.
8o|(so)Milky(so)8o| says:
u no supermarkets have them big pyramids on cans in the middle of the floor sumtimes

+ Raymundo + says:
yea

8o|(so)Milky(so)8o| says:
there was a small 1 in a shop called "b&m bargains" and my mate jus ran str8 into it that was pretty funny at the time

8o|(so)Milky(so)8o| says:
the workers looked so pissed off it was gr8

+ Raymundo + says:
roflorgazm
roflorgazm by Raymond Giessen November 14, 2005

Roflmgdao 

Roflmgdao = Rolling on floor laughing my god damn ass off. Related to rofl, lmao,and roflmao. Usually used when someone says something a bit funnier than something that would call for a rofl or a roflmao.
Dude 1: Dude you won't believe what happened to me today!

Dude 2: What?

Dude 1: I woke up and smelled somethin weird right?...so when i looked my cat was sitting with its butt in my face!

Dude 2: Roflmgdao!
Roflmgdao by Enrai March 30, 2009

Roflmgdfao 

a word like lol or rofl. means funny.

rolling
on
floor
laughing
my
god
damn
fucking
ass
off
me: that was soooo roflmgdfao!
someone else: totally lol!

ROFLOMSJFO 

Rolling on floor laughing. Ouch, my stomach just fell out.
A: Chuck Norris
B: ROFLOMSJFO
ROFLOMSJFO by isaac_newton December 14, 2008
an abbreviation for Rolling On the Floor Laughing Out My Penis
lad 1: *funny joke*'

lad 2 (thinking wow that's hilarious): 'ROFLOMP'
roflomp by scottieLAD August 4, 2011
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