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Roflmgdao 

Roflmgdao = Rolling on floor laughing my god damn ass off. Related to rofl, lmao,and roflmao. Usually used when someone says something a bit funnier than something that would call for a rofl or a roflmao.
Dude 1: Dude you won't believe what happened to me today!

Dude 2: What?

Dude 1: I woke up and smelled somethin weird right?...so when i looked my cat was sitting with its butt in my face!

Dude 2: Roflmgdao!
Roflmgdao by Enrai March 30, 2009
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ROFLMGDAO 

Acronym for: Rolling on the Floor Laughing My God Damn Ass Off.
Her: I think I love you.
Me: ROFLMGDAO!!
ROFLMGDAO by swedishbasteve October 13, 2011

roflmao zedong 

The expression roflmao with zedong added because it sounds like Mao Zedong.
- Dude! I just told a joke!
- roflmao zedong!
roflmao zedong by BBQPIZZA June 10, 2008
This Awsome Accumulation of letters means Rolling on Floor Laughing My Ass Off
"Rob: Im Cool and not at all annoying"
"Tony: ROFLAMAO"
"Rob: Aww..."
ROFLMAO by Michael T March 22, 2003

roflmaoaicscismp 

Rolling On Floor Laughing My Ass Off And I Can't Stop Cos I'm Shitting My Pants
Guy nr. 1: Here's a joke: JOKE!!!!!
Guy nr. 2: roflmaoaicscimp!!! That's funny!
roflmaoaicscismp by Eirik May 7, 2005

Roflmao sandwich 

A Roflmao Sandwich is where u roll on the floor laghing (roflmao) soo much that u are sick and then u swallow your sick (sandwich)
*ROFLMAO* *BLERRRRR* (puke) * OM NOM NOM* (swallowing puke) = a roflmao sandwich
Roflmao sandwich by JTPARRETT February 9, 2010

roflmaobbq

Acronym for "Rolling On the Floor Laughing My Ass Off Barbecue". Almost exclusively used to poke fun at overuse of stereotypical internet acronyms such as lol, rofl, wtf, omg, etc. If spoken, it is pronounced Roffle Mayo Barbecue. Use of this acronym may indicate its user is sick of having to endure all the newbs using the above acronyms, or could be meant in a more lighthearted way.
Newb: "Omg lolz! i pwned that ganker with a headshot!"
Newb-hater: "Roflmaobbq....."
roflmaobbq by Cyphern September 24, 2005
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