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roflosophy
A statement that is meant to sound philosophical and deep, but is in actuality obvious, ignorant, or it just amounts to nothing.
Guy A: You know, if you really think about it, Darth Vader can be seen as a metaphor for technology corrupting the world and turning all of us into soulless machines.
Guy B: How long did it take you to come up with that theory?
Guy A: About 3 hours. I also realized that we all have a Dark Side, and the Force is just love.
Guy B: ROFLosophy!
Guy B: How long did it take you to come up with that theory?
Guy A: About 3 hours. I also realized that we all have a Dark Side, and the Force is just love.
Guy B: ROFLosophy!
roflosophy by Bartleby O'Finnigan October 15, 2009
Related Words
roflog • ROFLOLMAO • roflol • Rofldog • roflgasm • ROFLOLMFAO • Reflog • Roflganger • roflofl • Roflmgdao
ROFLOLMAOMG2GTFORLYARLY
The ultimate word of chat. It is a combination of 8 chat words rolled together in a massive orgy of amazing and win.
This word single handedly is capable of pwnting the fuck out of anyone in any given place in any given situation.
This word single handedly is capable of pwnting the fuck out of anyone in any given place in any given situation.
So Sarah, what did the rapist look like?
ROFLOLMAOMG2GTFORLYARLY
Did you just give me a cleavland steamer?
ROFLOLMAOMG2GTFORLYARLY
ROFLOLMAOMG2GTFORLYARLY
Did you just give me a cleavland steamer?
ROFLOLMAOMG2GTFORLYARLY
ROFLOLMAOMG2GTFORLYARLY by El Zacko October 7, 2006
roflolxd
The action of rolling on the floor, while laughing out loud so much that your mouth is wide open.
Acronym being:
Rolling On the Floor Laughing Out Loud, X being: eyes closed, and D being: mouth open.
Acronym being:
Rolling On the Floor Laughing Out Loud, X being: eyes closed, and D being: mouth open.
roflolxd by JonahFromVegas December 29, 2016
rofloflwafflelologramoroflcoptor
#1:haha,sure lol
#2:its not that funny...
#1:oh sry,lol
#2: rofloflwafflelologramoroflcoptor
#1:whoa...wait..wat??lol
#2:go fuck off noob!!
#2:its not that funny...
#1:oh sry,lol
#2: rofloflwafflelologramoroflcoptor
#1:whoa...wait..wat??lol
#2:go fuck off noob!!
rofloflwafflelologramoroflcoptor by CharlieeMay April 21, 2010
ROFLOLMAO
ROFLOLMAO by crissilluminatilord March 18, 2013
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