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not my rodrick 

A même that's been circulating because some pussy ass imposter pizza delivery lookin ass soccer mom mother fuckin willy wonk- Jeffree Star's cousin plastic surgery lookin bitch thinks he can replace my one and only daddy, Rodrick Heffley.
*2036*
"Diary of a wimpy kid you say? Which one?"
"The one from 2017"
Oh bitch no that's not my rodrick
not my rodrick by hotshmulligan March 26, 2017
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rodrick heffley 

rodrick heffley is the og eboy and millions of people, including me, simp over him.
He founded the band, löded diaper in 2003. it has since released two songs: 'baby' (which justin beiber stole) and 'exploded diaper'.

He is the favourite character in the doawk series and in the movies was played by devon bostick.

However in the fourth movie he ws RUTHLESSLY REPLACED by and fish-looking lord farquaad rodrick.

this started the not my rodrick meme.
Person 1: who is your celebrity crush?
Person 2: rodrick heffley, im in love with him.
Person 1: me too, I simp over him.
rodrick heffley by RHGF37 June 8, 2020

not my rodrick 

The New Rodrick Heffley Actor Portrayed by Charlie Wright the Corn Flake, Soccer Mom, Edna. A Meme tag Known as #NotMyRodrick Has been flooding The Internet. We Don't Want a drug addict playing Rodrick! We want our hot daddy Devon
NOT MY RODRICK
not my rodrick by _spamiinq_ March 30, 2017
The Emo Boy of my dreams.
That's my Rodrick
rodrick by Baby Hippos For Life April 2, 2017

roadrash 

Scraped skin wound (minor to serious in extent) caused by abrasive contact with pavement surface in vehicle accident, most often motorcycles.
Dumbass got some serious roadrash when he laid his chopper down the other night!
roadrash by Grizzly IX September 7, 2006
A person who is perpetually the last to arrive at a social occasion.
That rodbag is always the last to get here, let's start eating without him.
rodbag by Papa's Pipsqueak May 5, 2011
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026
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