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Charles River Ricotta 

The old, accumulated, and grimy cum that floats to the top of the Charles River in Boston, MA. Usually skimmed off with a fine sieve and utilized in a wide variety of usually Italian-American cuisines. Also may be captured through trawling the middle depths of the river for a more moist, gelatinous, “mozzarella ball” like consistency. Similarity to the Charles River Regatta intentional.

Note: “Ricotta” must be pronounced like a shitty, Soprano’s obsessed, third generation Italian-American (i.e. “Chals Rivah Riggot”).
You know what this manigot (manicotti) really needs? Some Chals Riva Riggot (Charles River Ricotta)!
Charles River Ricotta by jcer1 February 15, 2022
a form of cheese, just simply saying money.
gotta get that ricotta, badda bing badda boom
ricotta by Gezus10k July 6, 2006

röpöttää 

finnish word for passing gas after consuming large amounts of coffee in a short amount of time
Nyt kyllä röpöttää ihan saatanasti
röpöttää by finnig December 20, 2018

Ricotta Drip 

The chunky, foul, and often runny discharge secreted from the tip of a man’s penis when infected with, most commonly gonorrhea, but additional coexisting infections- not limited to -Trichomoniasis and Chlamydia.
I stood up and realize my junk was glued to my leg with Ricotta Drip. It’s only been 6 days since I raw dogged Candice. No doubt I’ve got the clap again.
Ricotta Drip by GringoTN September 29, 2019

Fare (making) ricotta

Early-morning fucking. 19th century Southern Italian euphemism. To make fresh ricotta cheese, one must get up early in the morning as it is a long process.
Cosi fanno queste due, ricotta?

What are those two doing, making ricotta?
Fare (making) ricotta by chiggley December 2, 2004

papas ricotta cheesecake 

A ricotta cheesecake that is not contested by any other cake store. By far the best cheesecake to exist on this planet.
Papas Ricotta Cheesecake makes me jizz