ricotta

a form of cheese, just simply saying money.

gotta get that ricotta, badda bing badda boom

by Gezus10k July 6, 2006

ricotta

Sperm, piss and sweat residue that builds up under the foreskin of one's uncircumcised penis. White-ish matter, similar in consistency to condensed milk, butter or italian ricotta (or fiordilatte); forms spontaenously under the foreskin when the penis in not washed or cleaned properly and/or regularly.
Synonym of 'smegma'.

"Aw man, I hadn't washed my dick for days... it was full of ricotta"
"Ew, there's ricotta under my foreskin!"

by Dr. O' Veeno October 10, 2019

Ricotta Drip

The chunky, foul, and often runny discharge secreted from the tip of a man’s penis when infected with, most commonly gonorrhea, but additional coexisting infections- not limited to -Trichomoniasis and Chlamydia.

I stood up and realize my junk was glued to my leg with Ricotta Drip. It’s only been 6 days since I raw dogged Candice. No doubt I’ve got the clap again.

by GringoTN September 29, 2019

ricotta balls

Balls that are covered in chunky white discharge from an STD.

Cindy gave me the clap. The antibiotics haven't kicked in yet, I've got some chunky ricotta balls now.

by thomatime November 3, 2017

Ricotta Shoe Panties

When your girls Pusshy stank so bad, it smells like old ricotta that’s been left out in a an internet hobo’s shoe.

SnailPole: Man that chick in twitter… her pussy stank!!

Kev: Yeah… she got them Ricotta Shoe Panties thing going on., but you know dudes on twitter be snorting that trashgash up.

by KevinIsInsideU August 8, 2023

ricotta man

panicking and tripping over oneself in a conversation

you're a bit like a ricotta man, so if i wanter i could make you spin like a motherfucker right now

by gaburierus January 29, 2024

Charles River Ricotta

The old, accumulated, and grimy cum that floats to the top of the Charles River in Boston, MA. Usually skimmed off with a fine sieve and utilized in a wide variety of usually Italian-American cuisines. Also may be captured through trawling the middle depths of the river for a more moist, gelatinous, “mozzarella ball” like consistency. Similarity to the Charles River Regatta intentional.

Note: “Ricotta” must be pronounced like a shitty, Soprano’s obsessed, third generation Italian-American (i.e. “Chals Rivah Riggot”).

You know what this manigot (manicotti) really needs? Some Chals Riva Riggot (Charles River Ricotta)!

by jcer1 February 15, 2022