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robo cock 

Named after the film "Robo Cop" about a robot that is empowered to act as a policeman and robotically goes after criminals.
A Robo Cock is a guy who thinks with his dick and is always trying to get a fuck. Will spend massive amounts of time, money, energy, getting someone into bed to the exclusion of all else and when the goal is achieved will move on to the next fuck.
Man it was funny at first when steve was getting girl after girl into bed but dammit man, he has turned into Robo Cock.
robo cock by stinkingcheesenob April 19, 2008
Words you can keep

ROBO COCK SMOKER 

ANY SMOKE VAPE IS A ROBOT DICK
My buddy loves his ROBO COCK SMOKER(Vape)
Damn apple watermelon cock smoke is nasty...
ROBO COCK SMOKER by Billyz May 28, 2023

Robocock 

Robocock (adj) or (n).

1. Robocock (n) - A vibrator or dildo.

2. Robocock (adj) - Can be used to describe one's sturdy manhood.

3. Robocop's Penis
1. Yesterday I was going through your mom's purse Tom and I found this huge fishpaste covered Robocock!

2. I had sex with Jane last night. I don't know what it was but my dick was quite the robocock! The poor little warrior just kept soldiering on all night long and he refused to quit.

3. Robocop finally caught the evil crook and finished him off with his most deadly of weapons, the robocock.
Robocock by Connor McCarthy October 18, 2006

Robocock 

Mr Skalsky took away my robocock yesterday
Robocock by Protect13 March 1, 2018

robocock 

1. Penis equipped with squeeze bulb and implant for manual erection;
2. a vibrating dildo.
"So she pulled a pink,irridescent robocock out of her purse."
robocock by J E Walker April 28, 2003

Robocock 

Sex Game.

Using a new robot vacuum cleaner which intelligently cleans the floor of one's house. Robocock is a games where one lies naked in a room of his/her choice and waits in sexual anticipation for the robots suction device to find his/her genitalia.
Ahhh, I played an amazing game of Robocock last night. 2 hours and then I clogged up the robots neck
Robocock by J. Threvone October 14, 2010

Robocock 

A robot dick. Not to be mistaken for a porn parody of Robocop.
Have you seen the new robocock dildo? It’s so HOT.
Robocock by dragon_f*cker July 14, 2019
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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