roadskill 

The act of expertly manouvering your vehicle to narrowly avoid hitting an animal.

Bev's deft roadskill meant that the neighbor's cat, which had darted onto the street, didn't become awkward roadkill.

roadskill by mrs.beazley May 4, 2010

roadskill 

The act of expertly manouvering your vehicle to narrowly avoid hitting an animal.

Bev's deft roadskill meant that the neighbor's cat, which had darted onto the street, didn't become awkward roadkill.

roadskill by mrs.beazley May 4, 2010

Blow roadkill 

Some people are so disgusting, that you suspect that they would sexually abuse dead animals.

He was so low down he would blow roadkill!

Blow roadkill by I, Wreckerrr November 5, 2016

roadkill t-shirts 

Same as noisebot and other tshirt companies. Complete bs.

Those roadkill t-shirts look like shit.

roadkill t-shirts by herp-derpington July 17, 2011

stroking the roadkill 

Female masturbation, enough said.

Jane couldn't get a date for months, so she spent her time home alone, stroking the roadkill.

stroking the roadkill by Schmiffy November 9, 2009

Roadkill Pussy 

A woman's vagina with enormous external hanging purple-ish colored "mud flaps" that is so gross and nausea-inducing that it reminds one of a smashed possum on the roadway i.e. roadkill pussy.

"Did you see Noreen's ugly pussy at the pool party last Saturday when the bitch whipped off her granny pants-like swimsuit bottoms?? I almost lost my lunch!!"

"Yeah man, her stuff looked like roadkill pussy!! I wouldn't fuck that bitch with YOUR dick!!"

Roadkill Pussy by GoHome&GetYour FuckingShinebox January 11, 2010

recession roadkill

one of the many thousands of people who have been laid off or lost their jobs because of the recession.

I get to sit on my couch all day and surf the net because I'm recession roadkill.

recession roadkill by queenmindi January 15, 2009