rigidz

someone with a fat booty that everyone wants to smash

Did you see that dude with the fat ass walk by must be rigidz.

Yeah I’d definitely smash

by Waypastcurfew July 12, 2020

Rigid Shit Sticks

Rigid Shit Sticks:

1) when you are deadleg shit shuffling to the toilet and feel your bowels starting to leak through your asshole, you stand a locking all joints in both legs, waiting for that Mondo dook the bubble is way backed up into your lower intestines until you get to the toilet

2) natural reaction of luberal dimocunt letfist assholes whenever they piss and moan about inconsequential bullshit like gun control, only to be rebuked by facts and logic from Trump supporters, and having no natural logical counter argument they revert to playing the race card, only realize that they played that fucking violin solo for so long it's now in the public domain!

I love watching all the letfist, luberal, dimocunt Rigid Shit Sticks that occur when they get called out on their bullshit

by Mjolnir12982 February 28, 2018

rigid shaft

rigid shaft is the thing in a males pants in where the flabby skin becomes hard and stiff and is inmovable thus wise causing pleasure when stroke gently or pushed in and out of a hole that is pink and stinky

The man's rigid shaft was protruding from his pants and was clearly visible

by Patty December 8, 2004

fuck me rigid

Another Australian expression of frustration, disbelief or amazement. Less popular cousin to fuck me dead.

"Hey mate, the Cats lost by 105 points today." "Fuck me rigid!"

by Choda Boy 57 August 24, 2006

rigid

1. the quality of being socially awkward/uncomfortable.
2. highly inconvenient/frustrating

antonym - loose

Dude, rigid.

by willsaknob3 November 13, 2010

Rigid Richard

An erect penis. Richard is the longer name of "dick". Dick of course being another name for the penis. Rigid as in hard, of course and for the purpose of alliteration.

Deborah wrapped her lips over Michael's Rigid Richard and proceeded to lick his shaft with her tongue.

by Mr Lizard October 13, 2004

rigidititty

A medical condition related to extremely firm breasts. Typically associated with mothers who are postpartum and have not pumped milk recently.

I think my boobs are gonna blow, I've got rigidititty!!

by HebrewHacksaw January 22, 2020