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An erect penis. Richard is the longer name of "dick". Dick of course being another name for the penis. Rigid as in hard, of course and for the purpose of alliteration.
Deborah wrapped her lips over Michael's Rigid Richard and proceeded to lick his shaft with her tongue.
by Mr Lizard October 13, 2004
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Apr 22 Word of the Day
When you eat dirt for the first time and leave your family to build a shack in the woods
Bro since I got dirtpilled on Tuesday I have made sooo many worm friends and made them soo many little houses to get married in. Me? Lonely? No you’re the lonely one u lawn owning freak
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by ecogoth December 30, 2020
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