Comes from Armagh/Tyrone in Ireland. Derived from "in the horrors here" and "horrifics here lah", which would be thrown about after a night of mass alcohol consumption
Then it turned into "riffs" and "lah", because fuck saying the full word "like".
"fuckin hell I was bananas last night. Hanging out of my hole here today. Pure riffs lah"
Fast sporatic harmonized guitar notes, usually achieved by sweep picking and or tapping. Used by technical death metal bands such as Beneath the Massacre, Beyond Within
Man did you hear those bug riffs in the last breakdown?
A riff is a cluster or sequence of notes or chords. A riff is used in a song. It can be repeated over and over again, but it may only be heard once, say for instance, in a lead guitar solo. Riffs can be minor decorative elements or they can be the basis of a song. Riffs are sometimes very memorable - they can be the most immediately recognizable thing about a song. Guitar riffs are obviously very nifty, on the other hand, guitar rifts do not exists. A rift is literally a division, split or break. Broken guitars are very hard to play and they don't sound so good.
Classicguitar riffs include the opening chord sequence in I Can't Get No Satisfaction by the Rolling Stones, or Long Train Running by the Doobie Brothers.
So many different kinds of guitar riffs, most are pretty meh, but when that power grabs you by the balls, melts your face, and has its way with your girlfriend and then some, that's dem riffs. The kind of orgasmic death thrash that awakens the animal in you, and you get up from the bar, march into that mosh pit, and tear that pit a new asshole.
my homeboys tried to warn me
but dem riffs you got make me so horny
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.