Ribbons

A slang term referring to semen or ejaculate.

"Damn man I would wreck that ass until I bust ribbons"

by Sammy Nutt August 27, 2011

ribbons and Bose

A sound-electronics gift for da audiophile on your Christmas list.

Years ago before da recorded-music era, we got our teens things like roller skates and Swiss Army knives as gifts, but now it's completely changed to a world of ribbons and Bose.

by QuacksO March 25, 2021

ribbons and beaus

Describes a group of paired singles where da gals do their hair in the old-fashioned way.

I love attending barn-dances and other traditional country-folk gatherings; it's refreshing to see all da ribbons and beaus there.

by QuacksO March 25, 2021

Red Ribbons

The effect of a sun burn with parts of abdominal fat concealed , so that when you stand up your stomach appears to be covered in red ribbons.

Marshall: Man! My dad is such a dope!
Travis: Gee , Why?
Marshall: He fell asleep again on the beach and now he's covered in red ribbons.

by Modifier September 2, 2013

white ribbons

Cumming so powerfully that your semen flies through the air, looking like white ribbons.

My boyfriend kept flying white ribbons last night, it took hours to clean up!

by Mars'seile April 2, 2016

Pork Ribbons

When her taint is extra meaty and has has multiple fat rolls.

She bent over for me and whoa!!!! Pork ribbons.

She likes me to smack her pork ribbons.

As if her beef curtains weren’t not enough, her pork ribbons added to the fun.

by Eaton Holgoode June 6, 2018

ropey ribbons

A long awaited climax, almost to the point where it hurts. When it does happen, it appears as if ropey ribbons of jizz fly through the air.

Painted her headboard with ropey ribbons this morning....

by WinksMcgee July 13, 2017