Painted

To be extremely intoxicated beyond one's own knowing.

When we get to the bar, we're getting f--king painted!

by bkbiggame September 03, 2014

Painted

Meaning: attractive

Person 1: Ayy bro you think Sammi over there is fine?
Person 2: Yeah, bro she's painted.

by chase#1swag October 20, 2011

Painted

When a man unleashes a massive load of cum on an unsuspecting girl and her face is completely covered.

I haven't had sex in weeks, that bitch Megan is totally going to get her face painted tonight.

by John Killer July 21, 2008

Painted

To be extremely high on Marijuana

being painted is the art of being so high that your own house feels like a movie seen

“Dude I’m fucking painted”

“Last night I was so painted”

“You look painted as fuck Hoss”

by TheVeryPeculiarManInTheHouse February 24, 2019

paint

The greatest art package of all time. Ships with versions of wordwindows/word. Pictures created in Paint often look like they were drawn by children.

I drew an awesome picture in Paint!

by Dr Ian April 10, 2003

paint

Powdered cocaine.

I need a twenty from you.

You want that hard or that paint?

by Free Baser October 26, 2011

The Paint

The Paint

Basketball slang referring to the key.
Most likely to be used when playing street ball

Lots of bitch ass niggas, like Waka Flocka Flames, like to think that they "go hard" in the paint, when in reality; they do not.

I go hard in da paint, leave you stankin', what the fuck you thankin'
- Waka Flocka

LeBron James goes hard in the paint

by rzhhhh November 04, 2011