Rheumatoid arthritis

This is a horrible autoimmune disease. It mostly effects joint, but can effect other organs. The disease usually begins gradually with fatigue, morning stiffness (lasting more than one hour), widespread muscle aches, loss of appetite, and weakness. Eventually, joint pain appears. When the joint is not used for a while, it can become warm, tender, and stiff. When the lining of the joint (synovium) becomes inflamed, it gives off more fluid and the joint becomes swollen. Joint pain is often felt on both sides of the body, and may effect the wrist, knees, elbows, fingers, toes, ankle or neck.

Rheumatoid arthritis sucks.

by Metalgirl119 December 9, 2008

rheumatoid political adthritis

The painful, debilitating condition that occurs during an election year. The seemingly neverending mud-slinging by politicians that choke up the TV and Radio airwaves.

"A vote for Sam Smith, is a vote for the Taliban."
Dude, I'm suffering from Rheumatoid Political Adthritis.

by mike in the morning October 27, 2010

rheumatoid arthritis

A form of arthritis caused by consistent and relentless masturbation. If it is in both hands, the other hand was usually inserted up the anus at time of rigorous masturbation.

There is no cure for RA as the affected person will not stop wanking off 5 times a day.

Did you hear Gary has Rheumatoid arthritis?

I could have guessed, he touches himself 5 times a day.

by Monsta bonbon September 22, 2018

Rheumatard arthritis

A mental side effect branched from rheumatoid arthritis that causes mental blocks on top of rheumatoid symptoms. Those with Rheumatard arthritis can suffer from mental judgement impairments, sudden use of poor grammar, and "brain farts".

My mom forgot to take her medication yesterday and her Rheumatard arthritis acted up; she thought her hemorrhoid cream was her toothpaste.

by J9 Bug April 1, 2011

rheumatism

What you tell the doctor you have when you go to a clinic and try and score some Oxycontin or Lortab.

"I don't know what's causing all this back pain, but some pills sure would make it better!"

by Someone with unknown back pain. January 20, 2005

reematoid

A reeming asshole that is getting agressivly punctured and reemed by someone of the Mayan Egyptian origin.

Looks like he’s getting a reematoid

by Beanchode September 21, 2022

rheumatard

Insanly liberal great grandmothers who also have rheumatoid arthritis.

Mom just accidentally called grandma a "rheumatard" and I've never laughed so hard in my life

by Alw3314 May 20, 2023