rheumatard

Insanly liberal great grandmothers who also have rheumatoid arthritis.

Mom just accidentally called grandma a "rheumatard" and I've never laughed so hard in my life

by Alw3314 May 20, 2023

Rheumatard arthritis

A mental side effect branched from rheumatoid arthritis that causes mental blocks on top of rheumatoid symptoms. Those with Rheumatard arthritis can suffer from mental judgement impairments, sudden use of poor grammar, and "brain farts".

My mom forgot to take her medication yesterday and her Rheumatard arthritis acted up; she thought her hemorrhoid cream was her toothpaste.

by J9 Bug April 1, 2011

Rheumatoid arthritis

This is a horrible autoimmune disease. It mostly effects joint, but can effect other organs. The disease usually begins gradually with fatigue, morning stiffness (lasting more than one hour), widespread muscle aches, loss of appetite, and weakness. Eventually, joint pain appears. When the joint is not used for a while, it can become warm, tender, and stiff. When the lining of the joint (synovium) becomes inflamed, it gives off more fluid and the joint becomes swollen. Joint pain is often felt on both sides of the body, and may effect the wrist, knees, elbows, fingers, toes, ankle or neck.

Rheumatoid arthritis sucks.

by Metalgirl119 December 9, 2008

Rheatard

Somebody named Rhea, who is very retarded. Her friends can call her many names, like diarrhea, or rere.

Damn! Rhea is so Rheatarded!

by CrazyAshley6969 October 24, 2011

Rheatarded

A level of retard only achieved by someone acting so stupendously retarded that they become rheatarded.

Dylan: Scout, holy fuck how retarded is Kyler for being caught with 19 kilos of meth in his ass?

Scout: He’s literally rheatarded.

by Shenanigans101 April 11, 2019

Rheatard

To be used to describe any one who is either from rhea county, or live is in rhea county and can assimilate in to the majority of the general public that is full of ignorance. Synonyms include: idiot, dumbass, retard, ignoramous, jack ass.

This guy must be from rhea county, he's such a rheatard that he ran into the big neon yellow pole in the parking lot.

by xX423Xx December 22, 2010

rheumatoid political adthritis

The painful, debilitating condition that occurs during an election year. The seemingly neverending mud-slinging by politicians that choke up the TV and Radio airwaves.

"A vote for Sam Smith, is a vote for the Taliban."
Dude, I'm suffering from Rheumatoid Political Adthritis.

by mike in the morning October 27, 2010