rheumatard
rheumatard by Alw3314 May 20, 2023
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Rheumatard arthritis
A mental side effect branched from rheumatoid arthritis that causes mental blocks on top of rheumatoid symptoms. Those with Rheumatard arthritis can suffer from mental judgement impairments, sudden use of poor grammar, and "brain farts".
My mom forgot to take her medication yesterday and her Rheumatard arthritis acted up; she thought her hemorrhoid cream was her toothpaste.
Rheumatard arthritis by J9 Bug April 1, 2011
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Rheumatoid arthritis
This is a horrible autoimmune disease. It mostly effects joint, but can effect other organs. The disease usually begins gradually with fatigue, morning stiffness (lasting more than one hour), widespread muscle aches, loss of appetite, and weakness. Eventually, joint pain appears. When the joint is not used for a while, it can become warm, tender, and stiff. When the lining of the joint (synovium) becomes inflamed, it gives off more fluid and the joint becomes swollen. Joint pain is often felt on both sides of the body, and may effect the wrist, knees, elbows, fingers, toes, ankle or neck.
Rheumatoid arthritis by Metalgirl119 December 9, 2008
Rheatard
Somebody named Rhea, who is very retarded. Her friends can call her many names, like diarrhea, or rere.
Rheatard by CrazyAshley6969 October 24, 2011
Rheatarded
A level of retard only achieved by someone acting so stupendously retarded that they become rheatarded.
Dylan: Scout, holy fuck how retarded is Kyler for being caught with 19 kilos of meth in his ass?
Scout: He’s literally rheatarded.
Scout: He’s literally rheatarded.
Rheatarded by Shenanigans101 April 11, 2019
Rheatard
To be used to describe any one who is either from rhea county, or live is in rhea county and can assimilate in to the majority of the general public that is full of ignorance. Synonyms include: idiot, dumbass, retard, ignoramous, jack ass.
rheumatoid political adthritis
The painful, debilitating condition that occurs during an election year. The seemingly neverending mud-slinging by politicians that choke up the TV and Radio airwaves.
"A vote for Sam Smith, is a vote for the Taliban."
Dude, I'm suffering from Rheumatoid Political Adthritis.
Dude, I'm suffering from Rheumatoid Political Adthritis.
rheumatoid political adthritis by mike in the morning October 27, 2010
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