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The World Doesn't Revolve Around You 

Fuck you, but without using the word "fuck".
Son: "Mom, I'm really hungry right now, I want some more food."
Mom (Karen): "You need to share with your little sister."
Son: "But she has already eaten three bowls of it already!"
Mom: "She's younger than you, and besides: THE WORLD DOESN'T REVOLVE AROUND YOU!!!11!!"
Son: "Yeah, FUCK YOU TOO then!"

revolian 

A revolian is a person who doesn't conform to gender stereotypes but is straight ( both men and women can be revolians).
Guy 1: I've always had a thing for girls with short hair and with a more "natural look".
Guy 2: Well it sounds like you should date a revolian girl.
revolian by thelilacone January 6, 2019

revolver ocelot 

Revolver Ocelot is an extremely gifted gunslinger. He is quite slick with his Colt Single Action Armies.
Revolver Ocelot smoked a couple of guys with his Colt SAA.

Revolver Ocelot is quite slick.
revolver ocelot by chad April 8, 2005

Revolver Ocelot 

Bad-ass mother fucker from the Metal Gear Solid series. Real name: Adam. Alias: Ivan.
"That's abusing your right to free speech Mr. President. Or is it... Ex-President?"
Revolver Ocelot by Hideo Kojima January 4, 2005

Revolver Mousetrap 

To use methods traditionally associated with evil ends for good, or vice versa.
Inspired by a patent on a revolver-based mousetrap filed in Dec 26, 1982 by inventor J.A.Williams
-This worthless SJW rant blogger is now posting serious progressive content..
-Pulling a revolver mousetrap of radicalization I see

-Let's get some subway sandwiches..
-Subway? That place sells revolver mousetrap sandwiches!
Revolver Mousetrap by CrudeWax January 20, 2022