Kugeln's definitions

Proto-Breasts

Noun; What some people think men, especially white men will develop by the year 2040. They are similar to female breasts, but apparently not as developed. This thought comes from the conspiracy that masculinity in white males are in the decline, though this theory is nothing but pseudoscience.

Bob:Did you know that white men will develop Proto-Breasts by 2040?
Alice:If you believe shit like that, chances are you already developed them.

by Kugeln June 29, 2019

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You are not human. Absolutely no fucking way. If you are, then you are probably dead of boredom by typing this in. If you are alive, however, please consider going outside. It's a nice experience, I promise.

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Alice: *Walks away in disappointment in what Bob has accomplished*

by Kugeln March 29, 2019

Grammarly

The app that pops up whenever you open Google Chrome on a school Chromebook.

Grammarly is pretty much useless. If only there was a way to stop its ads on Chrome.

by Kugeln April 24, 2019

Pulling a Thanos

Verb; When a character (real or fake) does something that causes a mass extinction event of most or all other characters. The original comes from Avengers: Infinity War (2018) in which the main antagonist, Thanos, snaps his fingers whilst wearing the Infinity Gauntlet, resulting in half of all the universe's life dies.

Alice: Bob, I don't feel so good. * Turns into dust, dying in the process*
Bob: Oh, god! Joe must have been pulling a Thanos!

by Kugeln April 26, 2019

Pizzachef

An insult pointed at former Soviet Premier Mikhail Gorbachev (1985-1991). The Pizzachef part comes from the fact that Gorbachev starred in a Pizza Hut advertisement in 1997 to raise money for the Perestroika Archives.

Oh, here comes that damned Pizzachef and his stupid pizza sauce stain on his head.

by Kugeln May 7, 2019

Number Three

Noun. Another term for semen. If Number One is urine and Number Two is feces, then Number Three must be semen.

Bob: Looks I just did a number three in my pants. Should have used a cumsock or jerked off it in the toilet.

by Kugeln May 6, 2020

Pee your Pants Challenge

A reason why TikTok should have never been created. It involves people trying to pee their pants in front of a camera. No, seriously. It's a real challenge. Google it.

What are you waiting for? Google "Pee your Pants Challenge" for clarification!

by Kugeln May 6, 2020