reubeen

The best in every aspect of life.

Prince of dreams and oh so righteous

Oh my gosh he is so amazing reubeen

by RRA Uncharted August 13, 2023

reubeen

future doctor >.<

reubeen is a reubeen!!

by ilovesowebaverumuchuwu August 13, 2023

reuben yu

some dumb cunt who thought his balls were included in his penis length, and that they should be put in the vagina

"What are you doing, Reuben Yu?"
Reply: "I'm trying to fit my balls in you!"

by Jewben Brian March 8, 2017

dirty reuben love

Any sexual act involving thousand island dressing.

I'm talking about enjoying a hot bowl of chicken soup with a reuben, and then making dirty reuben love.

by moses12345 September 2, 2013

Reuben

Reuben is a guy who is charming and sweet and is very laid back. He is a terrible liar and master at swindling people at the same time. Reuben is very intelligent but refuses to accept it, Reuben is very protective of people close to him and really awkward when you first meet. Reuben always thinks too little of himself and portrays himself in a humble manner. Many people when meeting him at first find him annoying but if you know a Reuben keep them close because Reuben is very loyal to people he likes.

Person 1: Reuben is so cool!
Person 2: ikr!!

by Reuben EditZ YT July 31, 2022

Reuben's Disease

Reuben's disease is the suffering of a receeding hairline. Famous sufferers of the illness include Mick McArthy, Joleon Lescott, Christian Slater, The Rock and Sting. The ultimate end to Reuben's disease is complete baldness
Stage 1= early stages, hairline meets the very top of the forehead
Stage 2= Receeded further to midway on the scalp
Stage 3= The Reuben's disease will now start eating from the back of the head however the front will still be at about the halfway mark on the top of the head
Stage 4= Both the front and back are receeding to the point that there is only a touch of precious hair left
Stage 5= Total baldness

Person A: Hey man, what the hell is wrong with that guy's hair?!

Person B: Oh shit....

Person A: What?! what is it...

Person B: That guy's got Reuben's disease..poor guy, he'll never recover from that, stage 4 before you know it!

by thebollockboy November 2, 2012

Reuben Micoch

A dastardly clever pseudonym that most will not pick up on initially. Works especially well in school, signing up for grocery store discount cards or general situations where giving out your real name isn't in your best interest.

"Thank you for shopping at _______ Mr....umm...how do you pronounce your last name?" "That would be Mycock, Reuben Mycock.

Other spellings:
Reuben Micoch
Reuben Mycoch
Reuben Micock
Reuben Mycock

by Reuben Micoch January 16, 2008