Reuben's disease is the suffering of a receeding hairline. Famous sufferers of the illness include Mick McArthy, Joleon Lescott, Christian
Slater, The Rock and Sting. The ultimate end to Reuben's disease is complete baldness
Stage 1= early stages, hairline meets the very
top of the forehead
Stage 2= Receeded further to midway on the scalp
Stage 3= The Reuben's disease will now start eating from the back of the
head however the front will still be at about the halfway mark on the
top of the
head
Stage 4= Both the front and back are receeding to the point that there is only a touch of precious hair left
Stage 5= Total baldness
Person A: Hey man, what the hell is wrong with that
guy's hair?!
Person B: Oh shit....
Person A: What?! what is it...
Person B: That
guy's got Reuben's disease..poor
guy, he'll never recover from that, stage 4 before you know it!