Reuben's disease is the suffering of a receeding hairline. Famous sufferers of the illness include Mick McArthy, Joleon Lescott, Christian Slater, The
Rock and Sting. The ultimate end to Reuben's disease is complete baldness
Stage 1= early stages, hairline meets the very top of the forehead
Stage 2= Receeded further to midway on the scalp
Stage 3= The Reuben's disease
will now start eating from the back of the head however the front
will still be at about the halfway
mark on the top of the head
Stage 4= Both the front and back are receeding to the point that there is only a touch of precious
hair left
Stage 5= Total baldness
Person A: Hey man, what the hell is wrong with
that guy's
hair?!
Person B: Oh shit....
Person A: What?! what is it...
Person B:
That guy's got Reuben's disease..poor guy, he'll never recover from that, stage 4 before you know it!