Reubean

Reubean is what you call someone who hates gay people yet is a closeted gay.

Can you believe Josh hates the gays?

Oh he's such a Reubean

by Reubean likes to be flicked March 20, 2022

reubean

Pronounced re-oo-bee-an, it is a unusual spelling of rubeen.

You are a reubean.

by MrBeenyButFace March 20, 2022

reuben yu

some dumb cunt who thought his balls were included in his penis length, and that they should be put in the vagina

"What are you doing, Reuben Yu?"
Reply: "I'm trying to fit my balls in you!"

by Jewben Brian March 8, 2017

dirty reuben love

Any sexual act involving thousand island dressing.

I'm talking about enjoying a hot bowl of chicken soup with a reuben, and then making dirty reuben love.

by moses12345 September 2, 2013

Reuben

Reuben is a guy who is charming and sweet and is very laid back. He is a terrible liar and master at swindling people at the same time. Reuben is very intelligent but refuses to accept it, Reuben is very protective of people close to him and really awkward when you first meet. Reuben always thinks too little of himself and portrays himself in a humble manner. Many people when meeting him at first find him annoying but if you know a Reuben keep them close because Reuben is very loyal to people he likes.

Person 1: Reuben is so cool!
Person 2: ikr!!

by Reuben EditZ YT July 31, 2022

Reuban

Proper sound lad. Will probably play county and bench press double his own body weight as a warm up. Well class

He single handedly won the sct for sandford, that’s Reuban

by Whoppermunch18 October 19, 2019

Reuben's Disease

Reuben's disease is the suffering of a receeding hairline. Famous sufferers of the illness include Mick McArthy, Joleon Lescott, Christian Slater, The Rock and Sting. The ultimate end to Reuben's disease is complete baldness
Stage 1= early stages, hairline meets the very top of the forehead
Stage 2= Receeded further to midway on the scalp
Stage 3= The Reuben's disease will now start eating from the back of the head however the front will still be at about the halfway mark on the top of the head
Stage 4= Both the front and back are receeding to the point that there is only a touch of precious hair left
Stage 5= Total baldness

Person A: Hey man, what the hell is wrong with that guy's hair?!

Person B: Oh shit....

Person A: What?! what is it...

Person B: That guy's got Reuben's disease..poor guy, he'll never recover from that, stage 4 before you know it!

by thebollockboy November 2, 2012