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n.

A complete moron whose real name is Edward, but is called Ted because "the" misspelled (teh) Ed when slurred into one word is Ted.
Ted is a reted
reted by Startropics20X6 December 8, 2003
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Jacob Reed 

Jacob Reed by Demon the mistical pony December 31, 2011
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(verb): to lick someone's face. Created because of actor Norman Reedus's penchant for licking people's faces.
"He's so fine I just want to reedus him."

"He reedused me and it was so hot."
reedus by Luvrte66 June 11, 2013

Reeduslut 

One who is fanatically, obsessively, incredibly and irreversibly lost in admiration, love, obsession, and fangirl/fanboy-status over one Norman Reedus.
A Reeduslut may become hysterical the sight of Norman Reedus, or the mere mention of his name. She may also be found rewatching Boondock Saints and its sequel upwards of thirty times, as well as religious viewings of The Walking Dead. She is most likely able to recite quotes from any given piece of work, tell you Norman’s favorite foods, music, colors, and inform you how cute his son, Mingus, is.
Calling Norman Reedus anything other than perfect in the presence of a Reeduslut may be detrimental to your health.
Girl watching a movie: Look! Norman Reedus is in this movie!
Reeduslut: *screams and faints*
Reeduslut by Reeduslut April 9, 2013

Extremis Malis Extrema Remedia 

Desperate times call for desperate measures.

Extremis Malis Extrema Remedia is Latin and is used on the SHD patch from Tom Clancy's The Division game.
Extremis malis extrema remedia when the city falls.

Anal Reed 

The reed of a musical instrument such as an Oboe, Clarinet or Saxophone that was once inside a living creatures Anal cavity.
Anal Reed

Faggel: Hey Bi-Boy do you want to try out my Oboe?
Bi-Boy: Ya sure (Takes Oboe and plays a couple notes)
Faggel: Oh and by the way I stuck the reed to my Oboe that you're playing with up my Anal cavity.
Anal Reed by ElBarrioDeMuchoDias August 5, 2012

Jay Reed Fan 

A Fake Team Fan ( Rooting For Or And Liking A Team That's Not Your Original Team )..... A Person Who Just Want To Be Included In A Movement Or Group.... #JayReedAssFan #FakeAssFan #JayReedAssNigga
You Ain't No Redskins Fan..... Setting Here Rooting And Or Liking The Dallas Cowboys...You A Jay Reed Fan....#JayReedFan #JayReedAssNigga #FakeAssFan
Jay Reed Fan by Bocky Smith December 24, 2019
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

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*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
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Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
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just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him
friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?
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