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Retardophile

Someone who is sexually more attracted to retards than to people with normal mentalities.
Only a retardophile like Tina could get all hot and horny watching movies like Rain Man and I am Sam.
Retardophile by Raphael Pimentero December 21, 2004

retardophile

One who finds themselves attracted to mentally challenged individuals.
"Dude, I know Christy's retarded but I find her blonde hair and snotty nose hot! I gotta get me some of that!! She's special!!!

So what if I'm a retardophile."
retardophile by Panties Stang March 21, 2010

Retardology 

Retardology is the science of slow mind and behavior. Its immediate goal is to understand retarded humans by both discovering general principles and exploring specific cases, and its ultimate aim is to benefit society. In this field, a professional practitioner or researcher is called a Retardologist, and can be classified as a Prankster, Comedian, or Jew. Retardologists attempt to understand the role of mental functions in individual that seem to act “different” than other humans in social behavior, while also exploring the retardological and idiotological processes that underlie certain functions and behaviors.
Im a Retardologist and i study Retardology

Hey look! Its a retardologist, a person who studies retarded people. That means he specializes in retardology
Retardology by Emanstyle16 December 6, 2010

Retardopted

Someone who is both retarded and adopted (and usually finds out about both at the same time).
"Yeah, we finally told Johnny he's retardopted. He's gonna be dealing with that for the rest of his life."

"Studies show that children who are retardopted are 95% more likely to develop early-onset ligma."
Retardopted by ghntb February 12, 2019

Infinite Retard Loop 

A phenomenon in which an online interaction devolves into stupid, outlandish, and otherwise nonsensical rhetoric as each participant attempts to outdo the other person with increasingly inane or absurd fallacies/observations. Leading to a scenario in which the conversation becomes more and more insane or nonsensical as it progresses.
I was in a comment section where this debate about geopolitics went from cordial to the one person accusing the other of trying to marry his dad. How did that even happen?
Dude, that's the Infinite Retard Loop.

retardophobia 

The fear of retards
Billy: I had a panic attack yesterday when I saw Veronica spelt 'apple' wrong!

Fred: You must have retardophobia
retardophobia by Xx.Apple_Sauce.xX November 28, 2022
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026
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