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Retardophile

Someone who is sexually more attracted to retards than to people with normal mentalities.
Only a retardophile like Tina could get all hot and horny watching movies like Rain Man and I am Sam.
Retardophile by Raphael Pimentero December 21, 2004

retardophile

One who finds themselves attracted to mentally challenged individuals.
"Dude, I know Christy's retarded but I find her blonde hair and snotty nose hot! I gotta get me some of that!! She's special!!!

So what if I'm a retardophile."
retardophile by Panties Stang March 21, 2010

Retardology 

Retardology is the science of slow mind and behavior. Its immediate goal is to understand retarded humans by both discovering general principles and exploring specific cases, and its ultimate aim is to benefit society. In this field, a professional practitioner or researcher is called a Retardologist, and can be classified as a Prankster, Comedian, or Jew. Retardologists attempt to understand the role of mental functions in individual that seem to act “different” than other humans in social behavior, while also exploring the retardological and idiotological processes that underlie certain functions and behaviors.
Im a Retardologist and i study Retardology

Hey look! Its a retardologist, a person who studies retarded people. That means he specializes in retardology
Retardology by Emanstyle16 December 6, 2010

Retardopted

Someone who is both retarded and adopted (and usually finds out about both at the same time).
"Yeah, we finally told Johnny he's retardopted. He's gonna be dealing with that for the rest of his life."

"Studies show that children who are retardopted are 95% more likely to develop early-onset ligma."
Retardopted by ghntb February 12, 2019

Infinite Retard Loop 

A phenomenon in which an online interaction devolves into stupid, outlandish, and otherwise nonsensical rhetoric as each participant attempts to outdo the other person with increasingly inane or absurd fallacies/observations. Leading to a scenario in which the conversation becomes more and more insane or nonsensical as it progresses.
I was in a comment section where this debate about geopolitics went from cordial to the one person accusing the other of trying to marry his dad. How did that even happen?
Dude, that's the Infinite Retard Loop.

retardophobia 

Billy: I had a panic attack yesterday when I saw Veronica spelt 'apple' wrong!

Fred: You must have retardophobia
retardophobia by Xx.Apple_Sauce.xX November 28, 2022
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