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retardophile

One who finds themselves attracted to mentally challenged individuals.
"Dude, I know Christy's retarded but I find her blonde hair and snotty nose hot! I gotta get me some of that!! She's special!!!

So what if I'm a retardophile."
retardophile by Panties Stang March 21, 2010
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retardophile

sexual feelings directed toward retards
bro, that chick could be kinda cute!
wait... isn't that the Special Olympics figure skating team?
she's... she's retarded?

dude, you're a retardophile
retardophile by SirCockalot2 January 15, 2013

Retrophile 

One who greatly loves artifacts and aesthetics from the past. Typically associated with hipsters, whose attire often hearken back to past decades, retrophilia often goes hand and hand with a general distaste for modern culture. Common items and traits found on a retrophile are pocket watches, fedoras or top hats, ties, old-fashioned sports jackets, a love for instructional videos from the early 1950s, a preference for music than involves a mixture of psychedelia, folk, baroque, and classical, and pretentiousness.
Man, modern consumerism fuels all sorts of distasteful manifestations in our society. Check out my vintage aviators, antique fedora, and tie-dye shirt. I wish I lived in a mixture of the 1960s and Edwardian England. I'm such a retrophile.
Retrophile by Agnostics Unite! December 29, 2009

Readophile 

A person, usually an outcast from society, who has become excessively involved in various forms of lolicon material and accused of being a closet pedophile.
A very important part of the status as a Readophile is that they are in denial of being one, nobody can willingly be a
Readophile.
It is important that the Readophile insists that it is OK for them to obsess over what is essentially child pornography because the material is drawn, regardless of how they truly feel about real people and whether they are actually attracted to children.
"Alex has been absolutely obsessed with lolicon ever since he first got onto the internet, and he's a total readophile too."
Readophile by Jarhead11577 May 23, 2018

Retrophile 

A Guy or girl who has retro 80s, synthwave, retrowave, vaporwave an all inbetween as their main interest.
Bro All i hear is synthwave, my brother is such a Retrophile
Retrophile by KiddingJust December 12, 2021

Retrophile 

A particular type of gamer who is sexually motivated by retro gaming, Retrophiles are elitists and believe their opinion is far superior to that of their peers. They will often accumulate empty boxes of retro gaming machines to add to a cluttered mess often referred to as A "Gaming Den" or "Games Room". Retrophiles will often recite how the glory days of gaming are behind us and the only answer is to build up a massive collection of retro games that never get played. They will often attempt to recite values of these games if they were to sell them, but a Retrophile can never part with any of their collection.
James is a massive RETROPHILE, he has all the N64 games still in the original boxes .
Retrophile by TheCroftinator September 1, 2017
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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