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Retardopia .

Living in with or around and surrounded be complete Retards. This leaving the place in which all the Retards Reside in Retardopia !
There all Fucken Retards back there at Jonno's house ,

No Shit

I Swear they should not have been let out off ( Retardopia ) seriously.

Fucken Retards everywhere.
by Cuntry April 18, 2018
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retardopia

Retardopia .

Living in with or around and surrounded be complete Retards. This leaving the place in which all the Retards Reside in Retardopia !
There all Fucken Retards back there at Jonno's house ,

No Shit

I Swear they should not have been let out off ( Retardopia ) seriously.

Fucken Retards everywhere.
by Cuntry April 18, 2018
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retardia

The land of retardians.
In this land of Retardia, only the most ignorant shall pass.
by felicha January 16, 2008
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Retardophile

Someone who is sexually more attracted to retards than to people with normal mentalities.
Only a retardophile like Tina could get all hot and horny watching movies like Rain Man and I am Sam.
by Raphael Pimentero December 21, 2004
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Retardipated

The point of one's attraction to another person is so overwhelming or all-consuming, they start acting like a retard. (Usually at least one degree past twitterpated.)
"My roommate is so ass-over-teacup for this dude, she's acting like a total retard. She's retardipated over him."
by MoniTheButt December 3, 2013
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Retardosaurus Rex

Weight: over 200 lbs (90 kg)

Hight: 6"0' (1,80m) or taller

Its face looks like its ass

Lives in urban Copenhagen, sometimes spotted in Sweden,
Germany and Calgary. In other words, they are spreading across the globe...

Mates with sheep and dogs

Eats anything

Loves to "find" bikes

Mating ritual involves getting drunk and screaming profanities

The sex appeal of the male Retardosaurus is very low, hence it seldomly finds a spouse and is therefor a endangered species

If spotted DO NOT APPROACH IF YOU WEAR SHORT SKIRTS, carries a variety of diseases
Jonny: "Oh maaaan that girl I hooked up with yesterday was so hot!"
Oliver: "Dude, she looked like a sheep!"
Jonny:"Ye so she's hot!"
Miguel:"You could just as well tried a dog man..."
Jonny:"I do love dogs..."
Oliver:"Why does your face look like your ass anyways?"
Jonny:"I can't help that, don't make fun of me :-("
Oliver & Miguel:"Stupid Retardosaurus Rex..."
by Bigger & Fanker March 7, 2009
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Retardofaggotus

A humanoid subspecies that is both intellectually feeble and is obsessed with male to male sexual encounters...
After a long study Paras was the first of the new species of Retardofaggotus
by Vortex October 10, 2014
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