Retardopted

Someone who is both retarded and adopted (and usually finds out about both at the same time).

"Yeah, we finally told Johnny he's retardopted. He's gonna be dealing with that for the rest of his life."

"Studies show that children who are retardopted are 95% more likely to develop early-onset ligma."

Retardopted by ghntb February 12, 2019

Retardipated

The point of one's attraction to another person is so overwhelming or all-consuming, they start acting like a retard. (Usually at least one degree past twitterpated.)

"My roommate is so ass-over-teacup for this dude, she's acting like a total retard. She's retardipated over him."

Retardipated by MoniTheButt December 3, 2013

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Related Words

Retardopted • Retardasted • Retardated • Retardipated • retardoteer

Retardated

possessing; having the appearance or characteristics of, having a mental retardation.

the patient seems severely 'retardated' due to his actions and statements

Retardated by OmertaOmissions December 26, 2022

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Retardasted

A combination of being retarded and wasted, retards really shouldn't get wasted, but dumb asses equivalent in both social awkwardness and lack of brain matter to retards do. Resulting in a retardasted kid.

Yo that sketchy kid in the union was retardasted, he should be detained.

Retardasted by ThaDuttchmaster759 September 8, 2010

retardoteer

A politer way of calling someone dumb. People will probably never know what this means.

"When that guy had accidentally called the police instead of his friends, I knew he was a retardoteer."

retardoteer by w4444n February 20, 2024

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funiosity

The art of being peculiar, but in an amusing fashion.

"Wow, look at that dog running on three legs"
- "Yeah, that sure is a funiosity"

funiosity by Supersonic Stevie November 23, 2007

Word of the Day on July 25, 2026

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Toe Rag

A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.

1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.

Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016

Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

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