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friend requestable 

When you see a member of the opposite gender that you find attractive and you would like to add them on facebook.
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-Damn, that girl is friend requestable! I gotta get her name

requestfully 

A non-traditional contraction of respectfully request.
I would like to requestfully that you stop that shit.
requestfully by Uno Adams October 18, 2018

Facebook requestfest

When your either bored, looking for a someone that you know has a facebook or just a loser who has low self esteem about his/her amount of friends and you go looking on your other friends friends list and just request a shit load of people whether random or "why are they not on my list all ready??!!!!!!". It generally rapes your wall and others home pages with "+1 So and so is friends with so and so" as if the whole world need to know that. Also know as a facebook friend request rampage.
Example of Facebook requestfest:

Kid: wtf I only have 8 friends let me have a Facebook requestfest

*Next day* kid: wtf 99 new notification wtf did I do..oh I remember I had a Facebook requestfest!
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"+1 So and so is friends with so and so"
"+1 So and so is friends with so and so"
"+1 So and so is friends with so and so"
"+1 So and so is friends with so and so"
"+1 So and so is friends with so and so"
"+1 So and so is friends with so and so"
"+1 So and so is friends with so and so"
"+1 So and so is friends with so and so"
"+1 So and so is friends with so and so"
"+1 So and so is friends with so and so"
"+1 So and so is friends with so and so"
"+1 So and so is friends with so and so"
"+1 So and so is friends with so and so"
"+1 So and so is friends with so and so"
"+1 So and so is friends with so and so"*
Oh boy my wall has been raped with friend request.

drunk requesting 

the process of adding random people to your facebook account during a drunken stupor
Ted- Who the hell is Gomez Rodriguez?

John- I dunno man. I think you were drunk requesting people last night
drunk requesting by nayr3393 March 20, 2011

Requestaphobia 

Fear of requests. May be acute due to ones tiredness or karma but in some situations but more often than not can become chronic. Chronic Requestaphobia can be very serious and is not necessarily related to laziness but the fear of receiving any requests either online or in real life. Requestaphobia can cause a mountain of requests in one's inbox and the sufferer would not be able to delete these due to the risk that they might contain something of importance. As the sufferer is unable to delete the requests or ignore them, they can often snowball to greater numbers causing more extreme fears and a more life drained and anxious individual. It particularly applies to social networking sites that offer requests but may apply to life in general as fear of being expected to do anything.
Last week I requested that Bob would add that "monkey in the jungle' application to his profile but he told me he did not receive it. Now I have sent him further requests and he has stopped answering his phone. I do hope he is not suffering from Requestaphobia.

Person A: Would you please go to the post office and post this letter.
Person B: Arggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Requestaphobia by Shake N June 24, 2009

requestable 

The property of an object such that it may be requested.
Access to the Whitehouse is not requestable
requestable by crus_russ May 5, 2010