Whitehouse

A commonly used surname, given to those most likely to be extreme masturbators that will turn their homes into sperm stained homes, bringing the phrase, 'Whitehouse'.

That lad is a definite Whitehouse

by FreakyLikeMeMadcon December 7, 2010

Mary Whitehouse

Rhyming slang for shitehouse. Mary Whitehouse was a campaigner for morals and decency on British television.

I need to use the mary before I foul myself.

by Pete October 25, 2004

Mr Whitehouse

Gay, attracted to jossie dunlop,
Has a gym workout playlist on spotify.
Loves KFC.

Mr Whitehouse is big gay

by Fhrhdyrtdhwgttwgrwgwrggwr December 25, 2018

Bombing the Whitehouse

Slang for defecating on a toilet, particularly in a manner worth noting.

-What's going on in the bathroom? Sounds like an explosion!
-Don't worry I'm just bombing the Whitehouse!

by Abangku January 6, 2011

whitehouse effect

opposite of greenhouse effect

Internal combustion resulting in the erosion of intelligence
is what commonsensical folk call the Whitehouse effect.

by Cliff Hangar December 19, 2006

callum whitehouse

A callum whitehouse, in general, is something awesome

ZOMG, your such a callum whitehouse, or i whish i could go out with a callum whitehouse

by sophy, wertyu July 15, 2010

Leah Whitehouse

The most beautiful girl in the world.

I think I am in love with Leah Whitehouse

by Gordon Banks March 16, 2020